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The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

I'm looking forward to Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 Swansong.

It ain't the refs fault that the Cowboys are undisciplined. I'm pretty sure we were the most penalized team in the NFL this year. That catches up with you eventually. Instead of cheering on dumbasses throwing stuff on the field maybe Dak should work on not choking under pressure.

Wait, were people mad that the referee set the ball, costing the Cowboys time? Of course the ref had to set the ball, you can't just set it yourself, even if it is the correct spot. This isn't rugby. Rugby is better. Instead of being disappointed by the Cowboys every year I should probably just watch rugby.

I don't know if the final play of the game was called from the sideline or an audible by Dak, so I don't know who to blame. Either way, I've been watching NFL for the better part of 40 years and that was one of the most inexplicable play calls I've ever seen. Usually, even on terrible play calls I can play devil's advocate and reason out what the play was meant to achieve had it succeeded, but on that QB draw even success would have resulted in a net negative (1 less attempt at a hail mary). Anyway, the referees were the least of our problems. We played like trash on both sides of the ball. We didn't even attempt to establish the run early on and then later we wonder why play action isn't working. Honestly, we should never even had been in a position to have any chance to come back whatsoever if not for an absolutely horrendous interception by Handsome Jimmy.

I don't understand how you run that QB draw in that position. You're already well within hail mary range. Let's say that draw goes perfectly and you spike the ball with 2 seconds left. How much did the 10 yards of field position you gained by running an EXTREMELY risky play benefit your chances of succeeding on a hail mary you still have to take? Here's a crazy idea: Instead of running that supremely stupid QB draw, how about you run 2 hail mary plays? The Cowboys got the ball back with 25 seconds left and no timeouts on the 25, in that posirion all you can hope for is a chance at a hail mary. They ran 3 great plays to get well within hail mary range with plenty of time to take not 1 but 2 hail mary shots. Then they ran a QB draw...

I already knew we were losing before this game started, but we had to make this as painful a stomach punch loss as possible, because of course we did. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

We should change the name of the team to the Dallas Neutral Zone Infractions. Edit: Well, to nobody's surprise, we lost. Just a shameful performance all around. Everything said about Dak choking under pressure, hard to argue against that given this pathetic showing. The silver lining is that we have a terrific punter. If only everybody else played that well. Edit 2: It's bad enough that our team is playing like garbage, we don't need the officials actively screwing us too. The referee was in the middle of our O line doing God knows what while the play clock was ticking away. Then we get a delay of game penalty because we can't snap the ball while the ref is standing on top of our center. What the ****!?

Yes, it's a terrible stadium for anything except night games. Meanwhile, muh Boys just got their 87th penalty of the game. The Niners have 1 penalty. Edit: Bailed out after a downright sad 3 and out with a roughing the kicker on the punt. Make that 2 penalties on the Niners. Edit 2: Our punter hit the stupid giant screen hanging above the middle of the field. I'm still amazed that doesn't happen more often.

That was a downright pathetic half from muh Boys. We're lucky to be only down by 9, quite frankly.

I'm 1 drink in as the game starts. The Niners are possibly the worst matchup for muh Boys of all the NFC playoff teams. On the bright side, it's Nantz and Romo calling the game, so at least I can listen to the best commentating duo in the business call the gutwrenching stomach punch loss. Edit: It's like we didn't even have a defense on the field on that first Niners drive. Time for another drink... -16 yards on our first drive Apparently Mike McCarthy's gameplan is " let's commit a penalty on every single play." It's a bold strategy, let's see if it works out!

This reminds me. I was watching an episode of AEW Dynamite probably a year and a half to two years ago from somewhere in Texas, probably Garland. This was just before the start of the pandemic that we will be dealing with for the rest of eternity. Anyway, Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. (she legitimately is a dentist, it's not a gimmick) was cutting a promo at the top of the ramp saying standard heelish stuff. Then she told the crowd to shut their fat Whataburger faces. You could audibly hear all 6 or 7 thousand people in the building collectively gasp. You DO NOT besmirch the good name of Whataburger in Texas.

They got rid of the Monterey Melt? It doesn't really affect me since I no longer get sent to Texas, but why in the world would they take one of the best items off the menu? Now if Cook Out ever got rid of the Cheddar Style Chicken Sandwich I would riot.

Whataburger is delicious but everything there contains at least 9000 calories. Still, the Monterey Melt is awesome.

I don't think Tom Cruise actually alters matter with his mind as much as he's channeling Xenu's power through his medal of valor. He's a priest rather than a mage.

He can do some pretty incredible things with a tennis racket & ball. I fully believe he can alter energy and matter with his mind.

Sailor Jerry rum. It's perfectly cromulent spiced rum to mix with coke, plus it has a picture of a hula dancer on the label.

I'm fully prepared for today. I have a big bottle of rum in anticipation of muh Boys losing in the most embarrassing and heartbreaking way possible. I have to work tomorrow so I can't get blackout drunk, but I can drink enough to ease the pain somewhat. I didn't choose the life of a Cowboys fan, it chose me. Prepare yourselves for increasingly more exasperated and unintelligible posts this afternoon.

The Pats got taken to the woodshed by Buffalo in the first half.

How long until the US has a social credit score system? a) 5 years b) 10 years c) 25 years d) mystery potluck option

I would describe Elex's ranged combat as "passable".

Behold the Eurojank: Marvel in the glory of its stiff and clunky animations!

Confident? I'm already looking for a rock to hide under for after our L.

Looks like Tony Pollard is good to go for the wildcard game and Trevon Diggs and Micah Parsons will almost certainly play. All things considered, barring an outbreak of the dreaded OMICRON, muh Boys are quite healthy going into the playoffs. Our only notable injury is Michael Gallup and, as @Gfted1pointed out, we're ludicrously loaded at WR. Losing our #3 WR isn't a big deal.

In a related story, Beyond Good & Evil 2 is still several years away according to an unnamed "developer". Fun fact: The Kickstarter for Star Citizen was in 2012 with an original "release date" in 2014. I don't remember if BG&E2 ever had a realease date of any kind. Which one releases first? Will humans still roam the Earth at that time?