Sargallath Abraxium

...why are ya's still botherin' ta argue this point wit' the Gully Dwarf???...common sense an' Volourn dunna mix; e'eryone 'ere must git that by now...more's the pity... " ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...the BIOborg be like Herpes; ye ne'er truly gits rid o' 'em... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...e'erytime I sees ya on 'ere now I's gonna 'ave the lyrics o' Mr. Tinkertrain (Ozzy Osbourne) runnin' through me head...this I can learn ta enjoy...hehehe... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

LOL ...welcome to The Dating Game: Obsidian Edition... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...anyone that takes anything Excrementium says wit' anythin' but a grain o' salt 'pparently doesna know the lad...live an' learn, lads & lasses... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...a panning shot of a full-breasted female wit' no bra on joggin' up a slight incline is always a good openin' shot... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ummm, I ain't got a sister (mebbe it was one o' me brothers in drag; not like ye'd notice...or 'ave any idea 'xactly what ta look fer) an' if'n 'twas me mom's, all that'd be left o' ya'd be a reddish-colored greasy spot on yer bedspread...jus' stick wit' yer pr0n an' lifetime supply o' Vasoline, dwarf; otherwise, yer jus' gonna confuddle yerself... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yes, but how would he know it???... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...know who it is???...if ya don't an' ya enjoyed the IWD & BG games, find a copy o' Planescape: Torment...the finest game BIS e'er produced an' arguably the finest example o' a cRPG e'er made... ...oh, an' btw; e'eryone 'ere knows I's always in me own li'l world, so no worries there... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...damn; ya jus' ruined the perfectly good perverted image I had runnin' through me head...thnx alot; now I 'ave ta go back ta reality... ...oh, btw; welcome ta the Zoo... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I'm starting a Trailer Park in the backyard of my Ocean View Mansion ( two consoles, PS2 and a Gamecube, and a PC )... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I'd believe ya if ye actually had a reference point fer that comment...sadly, yer doomed ta dirtnap whilst nigh deflowered, so yer words fall upon deaf ears... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that could be arranged (ya'd have ta supply yer own motor oil, jumper cables, an' 12 volt), but I know yer too much o' a BIOborg ta stick wit' the deal...so no dice... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...'ere's another one from NWN 2: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...Volourn jus' ne'er got over the whole Teenage Angst / Rebel Without a Clue thing yet, that's all...mebbe when he's hit 30... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...well, ya did luv NWN, so I guess ya'd play anythin', eh dwarf... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...on a related note, Herve Caen, Chairman and CEO of Interplay, has just announced developement on the anxiously-awaited sequel Planescape: Torment II...details of the storyline are sketchy, but what is known is that you will play a character known only as The Brainless One, an entity who travels the Planes searching for his common sense, which was removed by an evil witch named Babble... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yer all wrong...all ya gots ta do is mention how Josh "Teeny Goat" Sawyer was the most dedicated, hard-working, and talented employee of the now-defunct Black Isle Studios (and Unca Feargie's personal favorite) and Avellone will show up to partake in the festivities...he enjoys fanning Josh's ego as much as anyone... ...or you could just PM him... " ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...we meets again... ...again... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...could be...as I's ne'er had a chance ta use the 2 cd version, I can't tell ya fer sure...sorry... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...ya patched it, didn't ya???...2 cd version doesna need the patch... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...every little detail isn't supposed to be layed out for ya in PS:T; that's part o' what makes the story...if they decided ta add e'ery li'l detail o' TNO's crimes, they'd 'ave been at it forever since TNO had more lifetimes than Heinz has pickles...TNO was a powerhungry badass in his first life, that's givin' ta ya by the Good Incarnation hisself...in order not ta spend an eternity fightin' in the Blood War, he found Ravel an', unwittingly, separated hisself inta two beings, thus unbalancing the Planes an' addin' e'en more ta his "Gotta make up for this" list...yer not given it all cuz ya ain't supposed ta git it all...PS:T is all 'bout possibilities an' that eternal question: What can change the Nature of a Man ...if yer lookin' fer somethin' that spells it all out fer ya, go play Zelda... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yer kiddin', right???...PS:T had one o' the best endings (well, multiple endings actually) o' any cRPG in recent memory... an' Torment definitely didna lack closure; either ya ended up a complete person in the Hells or ya ceased ta exist; either way ya got lots o' closure... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Pink Floyd: The Wall ...atm, on "Mother"...