Sargallath Abraxium

... dunna fergit 'bout Deionarra... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' took a break from me ol' favorites an' ran through Crysis (not a bad shooter) an' Left 4 Dead on the Xbox 360 (not quite the original Resident Evil, but a fun zombie blaster)...gotta grab Storm o' Zehir one o' these days...still want a PS:T remake... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...I guesses when ye peak early, 'tis all be downhill from there...mebbe a remake'll give 'im his midlife crisis... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...easy, Krackhead, one remake at a time...;p ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

You want a remake.. but you don't want them to change anything.. uh.. Right. Hey Sargallath, I have this brand new REMAKE of Planescape: Torment lying around here somewhere. It might look old and stuff, but I promise you, it's a brand new REMAKE, they just changed nothing. Just as you requested! Same old VGA graphics, same old crappy combat, same old non-existent difficulty, same old emo story you've already played a hundred times like an autistic! Back to the nineties you go! You can have it for a measly $100! ...what is this, two-fer-one 'tard night??...sorry, I's'll spell it out fer ye thinkin' impaired; o'course update the graphics, the res, etc., jus' dunna touch the story, the dialogue, the gameplay, ya know, ALLTHE THINGS THAT MADE PLANESCAPE: TORMENT THE CREME O' cRPG'S E'ER PRODUCED!!!...better??... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yer an idiot...not enuff "point, click, go to next enemy" fer yer wee grey matter, eh??... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...that 1280x800 mod looks damn good, Pope...give 'er a shot, lad... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...it be time Obsidz bought the rights an' put out a 10 year anniversary remake (change nothing!)... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...jus' finished me annual romp through Planescape: Torment...an' she still be as fine as e'er... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

Even mean personal attacks will at most result in a user simply being put in probation. The only thing that will get you banned (guaranteed) is being a spambot, and perhaps trolling against OE, BIO, or other companies. That's a no-no as well. ...not true...I's been "trollin" BIO (damn "weenia" blocker) goin' on nine years now an' I's only e'er recieved one ban from the beloved Isle, an' that was cuz I's got caught in the wave when the dwarf was first banned (fer askin' ta be banned, no less); Josh "Teeny Goat" Sawyer rectified it some hours later...ya dunna need ta cross the line, jus' move the damn line ahead e'ery time... ...oh, an Visc an' the dwarf ain't Josh alts...e'en Josh ain't that hard up...yet... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...o'course I types it out each time; anythin' less would be uncivilized... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...so who's up fer an "Unban Karzak" petition... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...hehehe...e'ery time I sees these stroll down memory lane threads, the MIA list keeps gittin' longer, more's the pity...nice ta see a few o' the ol' wretches still remembers, though...sadly, some o' us seems ta sunk wit' the Black Isle an' nigh come up fer air yet... ...O', an' pity Karzak's bannin' ain't soon ta be lifted; I's'd be more than willin' ta visit more then... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...R.I.P. Chief... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...yea, I's too...fer the 14th, methinks, time... One time you awoke obsessed with the idea that *I* was your skull and chased me around the Spire trying to shatter and devour me. Luckily, you were crushed by a passing cart in the street. ...ahh, good times... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

So is it Godzilla or no? That would be a resounding sorta. ...ta clarify what Deraldin be alludin' ta, the Big Daddy in Cloverfield shares alot o' the concepts that the original Gojira was idealized as, that bein' "somewhat o' a cross 'tween a Gorilla & a Whale"...dunna wanna spoil anythin' 'bout this incredible movie, jus' be assured that if'n yer tired o' the same ol' Monster Movie plot an' be lookin' fer that genre-redefinin' fresh take o' what it'd be like fer the "meat fillers" o' a MM durin' the chaos, THIS be yer movie...an' see it in theatres; this baby belongs on the big screen!!... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...dear Jebus, dunna let her reproduce... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...any "Greatest PC games" list that has Planescape: Torment listed as sixty-f*cking-first be made by morons, period...these peoples need ta be drug outta theys holes, shot wit' balls o' theys own shyte, an' pissed on fer good measure... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...a few o' the gems in Planescape: Torment still brings me chills ta this day...in fact, I's almost due fer another playthrough (I's literally lost count as ta how many times I's played her through now)... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...NeverWinter Nights, hands down... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...just finished me second run-through o' GoW 2 an' I's gotta say holy snappin' Hells this li'l beauty be a blast!!...canna wait fer GoW 3!!... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...bah...a puswa's a puswa... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...I tends ta finish e'en the PC games I's hatin' all the way through; more outta deranged stubbornness than anythin' else, I supposes...good thing I's almost exclusively a cRPG player and most o' that is (A)D&D cRPGS...in fact, the only cRPG I's can think o' that I's started an' couldna git inta, no matter how hard I tried, was Anachronox (o' course, ya gotta take inta consideration that I ne'er e'en got ahold o' it 'til 'bout a year ago ro so)...mind ya, I's thoroughly regretted wastin' soo much time on a few games; NWN & expansions (just complete crap, although HotU had a few redeemin' features...very few), Oblivion (first dozen hours or so was mindless fun, then I realized that it had no story an' I was bored as the Hells), SoA & ToB (the powergamin' monotony really got to me an' the plot/storyline frustrated me ta no end cuz I knew it coulda been done soo much better), IWD II (wanted ta luv this game...really wanted ta luv this game...soo much so that I played her through twice immediately and was early in the third go of it 'fore I finally gave me head a shake an' realized I was jus' torturin' meself wit' a sub-par RPG cuz it had the BIS name on it...stupid, I knows, but true)...oh, an' I's ne'er e'en played the Fallouts (fer the same reason I couldna git inta Anachronox, I imagine; not really my type o' RPG)... ...that all said, fer those o' ya that didna git Planescape: Torment an' dropped her 'afore ya really got ta know an' luv her, ya has me sympathies... :crazy: ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...looks fantastic...as a big fan o' the first GoW, I canna wait ta git me mitts on Part Deux... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

...looks, uhhh, riveting...thinks I's'll pass, though... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...