Azdeus
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Dissected a cute widdle bunny wabbit today. Well, watched the teacher dissect one, but I'm told it's my turn next week. Well, actually not so much "dissect" as "partially skin and experiment on it", but still.
What are you studying that relates to dissecting/skinning/experimenting on rabbits?
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Pansies is what you get when you switch off Darwin's theory of evolution. Well done humanity!
Well, not really done that, we've just begun to promote intelligence as a trait more needed than the ability to withstand disease and injury. We might se the results of this if we can keep it up for a couple of thousand years. Alpha Nerd is apparantly a thing now. *Shrug*
Let me help. Taxes. Death. That's it.
You forgot dissapointment.
Now, because I like all of you so much, enjoy the new Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer...Now that looks awesome! Then again, see the lines above.
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My wife has a cousin in Kiev and we are trying to find out if he is okay
Best wishes, I'm still trying to get hold of a bunch of friends that I played WoW with.
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At least the French one I think I could keep down. I'd be concerned about suicides in the field with the Scandinavian ones.
What, not enough sweets for you? =P
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I hope I get to keep mine, otherwise I'd have to go for Bill Bailey's do;
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Too bad, it'd have been more fun if you had a mullet, we could've pestered you for pictures! ;D
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But man, you really did miss out on the eighties. I got the tail end of it as a twenty-year old and it really rocked.
Oh, how I lament not getting to have one of those mullets.
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I was also in basic training that year. I learned how to crawl and how to poop properly in my diapers.
Complete waste of skillpoints if you ask me, should've put more points into persuasion.
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I was in basic training in '85, son. *strikes manly pose*
Oh, yeah? Well, I was rejected from conscription in '03! So, there!
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My son is at school and they aren't allowed to fight. Fighting is a massive no-no.
School is feminised. As Tyler Durden famously said, "How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"
Instead, the boys are starting to act like girls. They form cliques. They make catty comments. They exclude each other.
Good, actually, considering how poor physical shape people are in generally, most people can't stand up to a proper beating. And if you want people to fight, there are clubs for that.
The last part though; Since when was this new? That has always been the case, even if the insults has become more creative rather than brutal and plain, it's still the same **** that people has always done; Formed groupings and insulted eachother.
Also, full disclosure; Born in '85, so I'm part of Generation Wuss.
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Have you been hitting the fetish sites?Haha! No, it's one of the first results of images I found of Lucia Cifarelli, the the vocalist from KMFDM.
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If you're really into depraved stuff, would you go to hell... or heaven?
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I could understand if it was somewhere in the hardocre fundie Islam or Christian countries, but for ****'s sake, St. Petersburg lies in Europe and Russia is (allegedly) within the European cultural circle.
You're aware that there are people like that in the United States aswell, right? He's on the same level as creationists.
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Oh yeah, the passing was really sloppy. From the Russians at least. The japanese team at least could pass. They just couldn't score. Their first goal was just a happy accident
Too bad, I'd have been glad to see them win actually.
I'm going to try and watch the Sweden - Czech game tonight, but I reckon the commercials will drive me insane before the end of the first period.
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I never understood Curlng, however, after another reflection many people find activities which involve bending over and rubbing exciting.. so who knows ...
It's mopping as an olympic sport, what's not to like? :D
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To roughly translate the text from the top picture;
"Jag er ikke noe skjønnhetsideal, det prøver jeg heller ikke å bli"
"I'm not a beauty ideal, and I'm not trying to be one"
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Today I got a free and FAST ride with the ambulance and got free bed & breakfast at the intensive care station in the hospital. The bad news is my face and neck looks like I lost in a ghetto knife fight.
Today early in the morning my mother visited me because I'm sick, we had a conversation when she suddenly screamed at me. My first thought was ''WTF, why is she screaming at me all of a sudden?....and why the hell am I laying on the floor and bleeding from my nose? Turns out I just collapsed in the middle of the conversation and I did not remember it, she said I collapsed like a fell tree, hit the desk with my head and was laying on the ground staring at the ceiling not responding for 5 minutes. She even slapped me in the face and I was not responding. Total brain switch off.
The same thing happened again when the rescue crew arrived, I just passed out for 4-5 minutes and I did not notice it. My blood pressure dropped down to 37 and they panicked and hastily readied adrenaline injections when I woke up again.
At the hospital they said it was caused by a bad combination of dehydration, lack of nutrients in my blood and the stomach flu. Doc said my heart is super fine, just like the rest of my body. I'm just glad its not neurological and I didn't knock my teeth out. I released myself though, they wanted to keep me for a couple of days but the boredom was driving me insane.
Stomach flu sucks on so many levels.
****, I hope you get well soon, that sounds awful! Take care of yourself.
I'm watching the Japan/Russia womens hockey game. Apparently these ladies think a check is something you buy groceries with. There has been 0 contact in this game. On another note some of the Russian players are hot.
I did see some of the lingerie images of those russian players, and I sort of wonder how the hell they are able to play hockey because they had very little visible muscle to talk of. But then, what you say rings true with what I saw. If there's very little body contact you don't really need the mass and muscles in the same way.
I actually prefer watching clean games, not that I mind checking if it's done properly, but players seem to have some sort of retardation wich prevents them from keeping the stick on the ice and hands away from faces...
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Pfft, it's not the size that matters, but the motion of the ocean!
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At one point I was half-awake I think and I was thinking that my body was a huge 600-ton mining excavator
Probably because I was watching some documentary about coal mining on discovery channel yesterday.....
Are you absolutely certain about this? I've seen pics of your arms. ;D
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Lots of studying for exams on thurday and friday and celebrating my birthday.
Happy birthday!
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When I was twelve the school had a mandatory camp we had to go to (SANT - "Sniffing", Alcohol, Narcotics and Tobacco) where we got to learn about the effects of drugs and alcohol, but also sex, sexuality and openmindedness was part of it. I did not like the hugging. We got to try smoking a bit through an extra filter to the same effect as the cloth in the video.
Did'nt stop me from starting smoking myself though, when I was eighteen. Not because it was cool or anything like that, but because if you have the right tobacco, paper and filters they can be really tasty. Quit smoking a year and a half ago, and if I could start again without the nicotine or health effect, just the taste, I'd start again in a heartbeat.
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Started feeling a cold coming on yesternight, woke up this morning with a blocked nose and sore throat. Coughed up a little bit of bloody phlegm and realized that it was the start of a annoying day. I hate colds. I'm going to go look for whiskey now.
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Happy birthday then, Nep!
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I've got cats. No mice. Except the dead ones the cats leave as a tribute to the food god!