Well, then I would have loved to bring in the big guns. If you knew which one of them was your real father, I could at least insult your pedigree
If my father visited these forums, good sir, I would also insult my pedigree. Alas, I doubt it.
A giant leap to say I offend your naval cavaties when you have never been in the vacinity to perform such an act of smell.... Sure, you happened to guess correctly, this time, but you don't get points for guessing. Now off with you, while I drink my buttermilk and poop an egg-wash substance.