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I heard it was better than the Second one, but not quite as good as the first...

I remember when Ebay first came about you could search for nearly anything you wanted, and an individual somewhere usually had just what you were looking for. It was a good way to find hard to find things or something new for a relatively cheap price. Now all you find are these online stores that sell junk versions of what your looking for. Capitalism has killed ebay for me.

Uh...except that Arrested development isn't on tv anymore, right? Anywho, I could care less. I don't have Showtime.

Not an Onion reader, eh?

Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd say this is an Onion article.

If a woman can fall 10,000 feet and do a faceplant and live, I'm sure the woman shot off a treadmill will be ok.

It was a picture of the Love Bug. :ph34r:

I've got all the parts in the mail now except for the most important piece! The motherboard! ARgh! Why must fate tease me so?

They say that if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

Oddly enough, I've never played the first Unreal.

Except that it wasn't really underappreciated, but whatever. "

Apparently not.

The hotel part was great. Not thinking, the first time I saw the girl I ran after her...imagine my surprise when....

At least it's not Ouchy.

My post was intended in jest, of course. but there is truth to the statement. What would happen if similar events took place in either Austrailia or US that happened in Canada recently. There would be much more worldwide importance if it happened to the US as apposed to Australia.

THis reminds me of that SNL skit with Dana Carvey Tom Brokaw Pre-Tapes Tom Brokaw: Okay, who are we up to? Voice of Producer: Uh.. we're still on Presidents. Gerald Ford. Tom Brokaw: Gerald Ford? Well, he's in good shape.. Voice of Producer: Just covering our bases, Tom. You never know.. Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of Gerald Ford, "1913-1996" appears over Tom's left shoulder ] "Gerald Ford dead today at the age of 83." Voice of Producer: Okay, good. Annd, one for next year. Tom Brokaw: Alright.. [ graphic of Gerald Ford, "1913-1997" ] "Gerald Ford dead today, at age 84." Voice of Producer: Uh.. a little sadder. Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ sad ] "Gerald Ford dead today.. at age 84.." Voice of Producer: That was good. Good. Tom Brokaw: Okay, what now? Voice of Producer: Now let's do one for if he's shot. Tom Brokaw: Well, what are the chances of that? Voice of Producer: We're just covering contingencies. Tom Brokaw: I mean, it just seems that Gerald Ford.. Voice of Producer: Look - you're the one who wants to spend the whole winter in Barbados, okay? Now, we gotta be ready with something, just in case. Alright, Tom? Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of Gerald Ford, "1913-1996" ] "Gerald Ford shot dead today, at age 83." Voice of Producer: Uh.. add the word "senseless". Tom Brokaw: Alright. "Gerald Ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83." Voice of Producer: Um.. uh.. Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. "Gerald Ford shot senselessly dead, at the age of 83." Voice of Producer: Good, good.. Okay, now suicide. Tom Brokaw: What?! Voice of Producer: Just read it! Tom Brokaw: Alright. "Gerald Ford dead today, after jupming out of an office building, senselessly." Voice of Producer: That's a nice touch. Okay, moving on. Tom Brokaw: Okay. "Gerald Ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine." Voice of Producer: Good, good.. Next. Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Gerald Ford and a commuter plane ] "Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane." Voice of Producer: Good. One take. Tom Brokaw: Alright, we got it? Voice of Producer: No. We've got "eaten by wolves". Tom Brokaw: What? Now, come on! Voice of Producer: Just read it! Tom Brokaw: Gerald Ford isn't gonna be eaten by wolves! Voice of Producer: Taft was. Tom Brokaw: Really? Taft? Voice of Producer: Uh.. yeah. Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of Ford surrounded by a pair of wolves ] "Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious." Now.. now, that's just superfluous, you know? Voice of Producer: It's a former President, Tom. What do you say - he's not delicious? Tom Brokaw: Alright, fine.. what's next? Voice of Producer: The double story. Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Ford and map of France ] "A fireball destroyed France today, and Gerald Ford is dead." Now, what are the odds of that? Voice of Producer: Fine. We'll get Stone Phillips to do it. You know, I'm sure Stone Phillips would be thrilled to break a story like that! Tom Brokaw: Alright. Let's keep moving.. [ graphic of Ford and the corpse of Richard Nixon ] "Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald For to death." Voice of Producer: Excellent. Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Ford and circus lion ] "Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store." Voice of Producer: Good. Next. Tom Brokaw: Alright. "Gerald Ford is dead today, and I'm gay." Now, wait a minute! Voice of Producer: What? That'd be a huge story - Ford dying, and you coming out! Tom Brokaw: But I'm not gay! Voice of Producer: Today you're not gay, you know.. but then one day you wake up, you like men, and Gerald Ford dies, and we're screwed. Everyone's hearing about it from Dan Rather! Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. what's this for? [ graphic of Gerald Ford and the Zimbabwee flag appears ] Voice of Producer: Alright, this one's for if we're invaded by Zimbabwee. Tom Brokaw: Would I still be the anchor if Zimbabwee invaded us? Voice of Producer: Yeah.. if you break the Gerald Ford story, you will.. Tom Brokaw: Alright. "Hola bambe, hungala dimba Gerald Ford.. *click* *click* *click* *click* ..hola bambe, allah bumba bubba hulla humba hey." Voice of Producer: Very nice. Very nice. A little sadder, please. Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ sadly ] "Hola bambe, hungala dimba Gerald Ford.. *click* *click* ..hola bambe.." [ fade ]

The fact is that Austrialia just isn't as importaint as America.

I'm not sorry that I tricked you.

Former president Gerald Ford, that is. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051213/ap_on_..._wh/gerald_ford I wonder what kind of press recognition he'll get compared to Reagan. He'll probably die within the week.

Not at all. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about now?

http://www.5newsonline.com/Global/story.asp?S=4234556

Unless the US and other countries had changed their ways prior to the movie (which I doubt would happen), we should have plenty of nukes at our disposal.

I don't think the plundering of resources was of major concern when they attacked the planet. At the very least they could have strategically bombed the planet without nukes.

IT said I looked like Dennis Quaid and someone else (can't remember right now).

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