Amen. I've only been interviewed once by a firm with a dedicated HR department. They're like those women who make a laughably long and minutious list of criteria for potential mates, and the discard everybody who doesn't fulfil all of these criteria - no matter what else could be brought to the table. "A ha, I see you have only worked for 22 months at a major law office, instead of the 2 years we specified. The fact that you are also an LL.D. is clearly immaterial."
Also, some shmuck overbid me in the apartment sale. Can't say I'm not relieved, but it was something I had to at least take a stab at. Also heard from the realtor the owner wants even more for it - and it's already the 3rd most expensive property (relative to size) sold in this zip code over the past year. :D