Yup. At least I'm consistent about my topics, right?
Nope, I don't drone on about Carth's failness as much as I drone on about Bane's epic-win-ness? Is that a word? And no, in no way, shape, or form, so help me Miyam... I mean God, am I a Carth fanboy in disguise.
If I ever wrote a fic, and I'll probably get around to it, it would be the exact opposite: straight combat and plot, no character fluff.
Yes, they'd make the dialouge so long and boring that you'd never get done with it.
And yes, the lair of a giant sentinent plant/ Mother Brain is a great place for a date.