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Funny Posts - New and Improved with Same Great Taste
Bartimaeus replied to Amentep's topic in Way Off-Topic
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Why do people play divinity: original sin?
Bartimaeus replied to mrmonocle's topic in Computer and Console
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Divinity: Original Sin. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classical computer role-playing games most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also both protagonists' nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their dialogue options draw heavily from the rich history of fourth wall breaking jokes in CRPG history such as the concept of CHIM, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Divinity: Original Sin truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the main antagonist of the story, which itself is a cryptic reference to the Neverending Story. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Larian's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Divinity: Original Sin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid -
Playing some Playstation 2 games that I played and had sort of fond memories of from when I was younger. I have subsequently discovered that there were virtually no titles from the Playstation 2 that I had played that are worth remembering. Whoops. Instead, I'll try out a couple of games that I never played to begin with, like ICO.
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If you've never had surgery before, it'll be less scary than you think it will be. Well, unless something unexpected happens or goes wrong, in which case I have no useful advice. Good luck, .
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Hmm, I've never played Planetscape Tournament, can you get it on GOG or Steam?
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What was her last one - "It's her turn"? Gotta be better than that. Whoever thought of that one should probably be launched out of a cannon.
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no thanks. but it won't surprise me if we're dumb enough to let her run again.
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Right before Avatar Wan was where I had stopped - Korra had lost her memories, and I was basically like, "FML, these next episodes are probably gonna all gonna be about Korra." But then it wasn't, and when it came back to Korra, she finally started acting like a reasonable human being again. I'm not asking for much of Legend of Korra here - if you don't have completely terrible and/or pointless episode plots and utterly unreasonable characters, I'll probably keep watching...but it's been really up and down in both areas so far.
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I got through the second season of Legend of Korra. I will tentatively give the third a try. Funnily enough, it seems I took like a week break right before the actually kinda okay part of the season began - I hope this isn't a pattern where the first half to two thirds of each season suck because they're being weighed down by an endless cascade of nonsense silly stuff before the more important stuff kicks in in the latter half of the season. I guess I'll soon find out. I think Airbender had a little better ratio of important vs. silly stuff, and it was better sprinkled throughout rather than occurring all at once like Korra seems to be doing. I don't particularly enjoy feeling like the first 6-8 episodes were completely pointless (and not very enjoyable) to watch.
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well, that was interesting
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Cinema Paradise - the Movie Thread Transformed
Bartimaeus replied to Amentep's topic in Way Off-Topic
They aren't deleted - for example, the previous movie thread where the trailer was shown is still around, it's just not in the thread list. I'm not sure in which thread it would be then, since I looked at both the "Nerdgasm" and "Movie" threads for all your posts, and you said you made those comments closer to release, which would be this thread, since the last comment I quoted from you was near the end of the previous movie thread. -
Cinema Paradise - the Movie Thread Transformed
Bartimaeus replied to Amentep's topic in Way Off-Topic
I was curious, so here are the three posts our good friend SonicMage had on the subject of the Solo movie: (can't quote due to age): "The new Han Solo movie looks meh. Seems like peoplw don't really care about old Han Solo anymore so I'm wondering how it will do compared to the likes of Rogue One in sales." In his mind, this constituted him predicting that Solo would fail. To his credit, Hurlshot and Volourn expressed disbelief that a Star Wars movie could fail, while I (for example), would later say, "...The Solo movie? The one that looks like the worst one yet (excepting the prequels) that also had a media circus for its problems? ...Yeah, don't be too optimistic there." And then we spent an entire page of the thread making fun of Star Wars and how downhill it all seemed to be going. Yes, that's definitely what happened. -
I imagine that's because the whole thing was made by politicians who don't understand how the internet works.
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Yep. Well, sort of. IIRC, Demon's Souls is the major test/milestone they're working on (no surprise - lots of Soulsborne fans in a similar position to myself who want to play it), so it's the title that works best (so far, AFAIK). The other major exclusives will no doubt get better in time, too (if they haven't/aren't already).
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I don't have a PS3 anymore, unfortunately, and I didn't know about Demon's Souls when I had one. However, I can emulate it on PC, but haven't really dedicated myself to playing through it yet, so I've held off for the time being (that, and its performance isn't perfect...but it was pretty darned good some months ago). Looking forward to playing it sometime soon.
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...Yeah, IIRC, it's basically impossible to find on your own. I surely did not on my first playthrough - but it proved very useful on NG+, especially on my NG7 SL1 run.
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Ring of Fog makes him a joke, too, since his minions won't aggro. When you beat the final boss, you immediately go to NG+ - so I would suggest doing the DLC before that.
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Yeah, I got through season 1 and was basically thinking that hey, it was getting sort of interesting and maybe this won't be so bad if the characters just grow a bit. And then Amon disappeared (though I have a feeling that's not the end of him) and Korra instantly got her bending back after two seconds, which gave the season a pretty poor bookend. Now I'm halfway through season 2 and Bolin seems to already be flanderized, Mako continues to be a grey blank slate that which nothing sticks to, Korra is back to completely ignoring the word of her friends while constantly being angry (her boyfriend literally tells her straight up that hey, I saw firebenders attacking this building, and she's just like nope, waterbenders did it - what is this writing?). I am more interested in Tenzin's family vacation (that so far seemingly has no relevancy) than I am in any of the main characters or plot...that seems like a bad sign to me, but what do I know.
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Has anyone seen the entirety of Legend of Korra? I recently re-watched The Last Airbender for the first time since it aired and rather enjoyed it, and decided I'd finally give Korra a chance. I am really, really struggling to get through it. I guess the base problem is that I'm finding Korra to be a rather dumb and insufferable main character, while the rest of the main cast are a rather dour, colorless lot on the whole. I've liked the side characters (e.g. Tenzin and his family) and the villains much more than the main characters. Does it ever get any better, because I'm not sure I can handle much more of "Korra gets angsty about anything and everything, never seems to trust the word of her friends and mentors, and then predictably get proven wrong over and over while never learning". She reminds me more of early season Zuko than anything else, except not nearly as interesting.
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My cat died today. RIP Bart (coincidental name - I did not name him, and actually he's old enough to pre-date my usage of this name). You were the worst cat in the history of cats, but you were my worst cat. I recently re-calculated his age, and he was around 15-16 years old, which is a pretty decent age for a cat that's had as many chronic health issues as he had.
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It totally depends on your needs and point of view. I have 500GB of SSD storage, which is about $200 for something decent these days (at least in the U.S.), and find that to be more than enough for my gaming needs. But I have about 20TB of non-SSD storage that I use for non-gaming purposes...so it really just depends on what you need.
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I forget how that fight even goes. Only ever fought him once.
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Cinema Paradise - the Movie Thread Transformed
Bartimaeus replied to Amentep's topic in Way Off-Topic
That's the kind of thing you write when you want people to put quotes of you in their signatures, only for the completely wrong reasons. -
Would agree that 16GB is enough for most people...but for people who like to do stuff with Cheat Engine, Photoshop, VMs, etc., alongside their gaming (as I do), 32GB is becoming more and more of a requirement.
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Heh, I saw that on my "related videos" on YouTube for some reason like last week, too, and figured what the heck, and listened to it for a few hours. It was...pleasant, for the most part. People should really take care to upload higher quality videos - it's not too difficult, either. This one isn't too bad, but my FLACs certainly sound better than this.