Dania Florida is a little oceanside suburb of Ft. Lauderdale. We call it Little Quebec because every year from November to April is population triples from the Canadian snowbirds . There are many, many, and more trailer parks (nice ones not Jerry Springer ones) that are shuttered and empty during the summer but are bustling with pasty white skinned folks with French accents during the winter. Anyway, they are nice enough folks but traffic congestion rises so dramatically in South Broward County you cannot even drive from here to there without getting into a traffic jam. Because these folks drive s....l...o...w....!
I blame Canada when I'm late to work in the winter! So, do I win the prize?
Oh my God, I know! And then when you go to Hollywood beach or Fort Lauderale beach all the Canadians and Quebecians come down there and park their cars sideways and take up all the parking spaces in a vertical parking spot. It frustrates me when all I want to do is get a tan.