Dammit, I remember the good old days of text adventures. Leather Goddess of Phobos, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Zork, and all the Infocom's greats. Hell, I remember GEOS (Graphic Environmental Operating System) for the Commode 64. That and Jiffy-DOS. Back in my day...
Um, I think I am going to shut up for now.