Dammit, I remember the good old days of text adventures.  Leather Goddess of Phobos, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Zork, and all the Infocom's greats.  Hell, I remember GEOS (Graphic Environmental Operating System) for the Commode 64.  That and Jiffy-DOS.  Back in my day... 
  
Um, I think I am going to shut up for now.