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I just found this thing on the google earths. Must be an old picture, though--no sign of Homer.

Well if they get too whiny, we can always stone them to death.

I have to say that I really can't stand movies that think they're deep and thought provoking just because they're filled with random numbers and scenes that make no sense. If you can't construct a story in a clear and enjoyable format that is actually thought provoking or deep, you can just make it really wierd and make no sense, and whole armies of people on the internets will spend hours analyzing it on IMDB and somehow decide that it's the greatest movie of their generation. Yeah, I thought Donnie Darko was stupid. So was the end of 2001.

I was getting really upset with the first level until I realized there was a car.

With the right ingredients, practice, and a steady grilling arm, one can create a truly gourmet hamburger. A hotdog will always be a hawt dawg.

Eh. If it turn out the guy is innocent, we can always execute the judge. Unless of course some piece of evidence proves the innocent man guilty at the last minute.

I have like, major beefs with the guns and stuff.

So why doesn't some enterprising capitalist make real food with the slogan "not cardboard" and strike it rich? If people want to eat the cardboard that's their problem.

I don't think the makers of that trailer have put as much thought into it as people think. I bet they haven't put that much thought into the whole friggin movie. My guess it's going to be a Blair Witch dealie from the perspective of some **** who we will eventually hate about a monster we will never see--until the very end when it is revealed to look completely stupid--attacking the city while they hide and cry in the basement.

I am telling you there is no goddamn worm. That was probably in the bottle tequila you were having an affair with while you watched the trailer.

Either I'm blind, or there's no worm there.

It'd be pretty funny if the movie was somehow Lovecraftian, but I'm sure it won't be. I actually had a funny idea once about an At the Mountains of Madness movie. It'd be shot entirely in a Discovery Channel type documentary style, like Cousteau exploring the sea, as if it was just field footage being filmed for the purpose of making an educational picture. It'd be a film presented by the survivors, produced by the Miskatonic University, with the lead Cousteau character initially pleading the audience not to watch it and claiming that he is only bringing the footage to light to keep the world from continuing his work. It would even be narrated by David Attenborough, who would eventually descend into madness as he reads the film to its end. Basically, imagine this except with Elder Things, eyeless penguins, and a shoggoth.

Okay, some questions. Where was there a giant worm in the trailer and when was there flying fireballs in Tremors? Also, when has there ever been a lot of hype about a Lovecraft movie?

There's some hardcore porno at the end if you finish it.

http://www.ethanhaas.org/ Pretty sure it's about the movie. This site links to a fake Japanese drink site, and a guy in the trailer is wearing a shirt for the same fictional product. It talks about wierd plants found under the sea and dreams and a bunch of BS that does sound vaguely lovecraftian, I have to admit.

So let me get this right. This is an internet hype campaign about a movie, made by the guy who made Lost. The movie, according to the trailer, is about a wierd roaring monster destroying the world?

For the fourth you play with the arrow keys until the green dots are all on the cog-shaped tiles. Man, that was painful.

For the third puzzle, you basically play checkers with the lights. Still fiddling with it.

If you wave the mouse over that little star in the right corner, it shows you that the symbols match with letters of the alphabet. I tried spelling EHWR since those letter are capitalized, which would have made sense, but no. You spell HAAS and the thing opens with another totally useless video clip. And there's a third puzzle.

Ah. Well that's not so bad.

I think that the widespread acceptance of the theory of evolution has made this question completely useless. Though, if I were religious, I don't suppose I'd like to think that God sat down one day and laid an egg.

Christ, even I think there's something, I don't know...Orwellian about a game based on a war we're currently fighting.

Is that...Iraq?

That's what in the gaming business call a cutscene.

Looks like every FPS I've ever played.