The Situationist

*gasp* A fellow Brit running Vista? You must have sold us out to some wealthy foreign power, you devil. How did you get so rich? With my gigantic City bonus. Actually I don't work in the City, and I'm not technically a Brit. But shhh.

Does anyone know how the Baldur's Gate series fares on Vista? I'm about to purchase a new system, and I saw somewhere that BG2, which I'd still like to play from time to time, has trouble running on it.

The Smiths are great, but I've never checked out Morrissey's solo work. I saw one of his recent songs on Top of the Pops and it was total poo.

ARGH.

Blame Mr. Freedom Fries up in the presidential suite. He don't like them frogs and nazis. <_< Funny how he forgets that this pathetic country wouldn't even exist if the French hadn't bailed our asses out of the fire during the Revolutionary war. I'm not in America. Christ this thread went downhill fast.

Games from Europe are really difficult to track down here, especially CRPGs.

65,000 points! I rule at this game!

After drinking from my coffee mug for some time I glanced down and realised there was a dead fly floating in it. D: What are some of the most memorable unpleasant surprises you've had?

I believe he currently resides at 644 Lakeshore Dr Unit 36, North Bay, Ontario, Canada. You'll probably have to wait in line.

Egads. You look like Johnny Knoxville there. Congratulations.

Thou mockest! You know what I mean. Something believable.

I'd also quite like a Plaisir Du Texte-type ending; where something sudden and intensely shocking is injected into a notably comfortable context. If not in KOTOR2 then another game down the road.

Bittersweet endings

I'd like to meet Jackalmonkey. I'd prostrate myself before him and venerate his biting wit and artful reparte

george bush is not very smart lol Edit: Creepy. I started writing that before you made your second post, so my attempt at humour seems less incisive than it might have been. Well, probably not. Er, look over there! *runs*

Definitely Jolee. "I did it all for the wookies..." Canderous is a close second.

This is great. Very nicely done.

That is a kid?

Ah, okay. Christ that's a frightening signature you have.

Who's Ajunta Pall...? (Seriously, I've forgotten. )

...but if'n I did that, then what would all ye snivellin' meatpuppets complain 'bout???... <_< ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!... There are plenty of things to complain about. You've made a message board career out of it, remember?

^Bingo.

Everyone who posts in a lame, affected writing style needs a kick in the head.