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Because someone like Mohinder said something in the beginning about how cocroaches are highly evolved and resilliant or soemthing, and they show cocroaches with Sylar because he's also highly evolved and resilliant or something.

For christ's sake just tell us what game you are testing already!

After the crash sound, they here a sort of thud sound come from the roof. "You just got martinized again sucka!"

As the camera pans over from Isaiah singing, we are shown what it was that had caused the debree and dust and crashing sound. As our heroes work their way through the broken remains of the bar they see that a car had crashed through the window, and what more is that behind the car was a small plane that had crashed. As they inch closer to the wreckage, a young man with long brown hair and dressed in a supermarket clerk uniform tumbles out of the car. As he makes it to his feet, a man with short black hair wearing a suit jumps from the plane and knocks him back down. The man in the suit pulls out what looks to be a badge from his jacket and yells in the man's face who he is now on top of, "Detective Carl Martini, and you've just been martinized, sucka'!"

All of a sudden our heroes see a bunch of glass and debris flying through the room, and they hear a loud crashing sound. The type of loud crashing sound that you would hear if a plane crashed, or if a car just drove through a window. Laozi jumps to save the French Maid, and the Delivery Boy throws the box and covers his little men's area. As the dust and debris settle, they come to realize the full monty of what just took place. As the bar patrons look up one by one, the horror of the day comes full circle. They look back at eachother in disbelief, not quite sure if they are seeing what they think they are seeing, and not quite sure that they aren't seeing what they are seeing. Laozi gets up, completely cover in dust. Covered in dust like an American Flag is covered in red and white stripes with a blue rectangle and 50 stars on it. He is so covered by the dirt that it defines him. The American Flag is the stars and stripes, Laozi is the dust. Just as he is about to muster some dusty words from his dusty lips on his dusty face, he stops short, unable to think any dusty thoughts with his not dust brain, that isn't covered in dust. Find out what happened... NEXT TIME ON LOST!

"What you talkin about Willis"?

*The fake label falls off the lame-o-meter and it turns out to actually be a bomb-o-meter* There's a bomb in the building! And it's in the delivery boy's package! And I don't mean the one he is carrying!

I'm a fench maid employed by a wealthy, but busy family, who is rarely ever home. I spend my days cleaning their large empty estate. I am single and have not been with anyone in quite some time, ince I spend mostly all of my time cleaning the large house, and I am the only person on staff. One morning while dusty some of the tapestries, I hear the doorbell. I stop dusting and proceed to hop on the unicycle my employer gave me to get around the property easy. When I reach the door and un-mount the unicycle I fix my skirt and open the door. A somewhat average sized man, not muscular, but not flabby is standing in the doorway. He is wearing a brown hat, short sleeved shirt, and short shorts that show off his beautifully sculpted legs, legs that could only be achieved by a man with a job that requires him to do a lot of walking and lifting. The kind of legs that make a girl forget who she is and what she is doing, and just get lost in it all. "Excuse me ma'am? I have a delivery here."

Because it came on my laptop, and the computer I'm on right now can't handle games with it's 6MB graphics card and 9GB's of space.