thepixiesrock

I'm a fench maid employed by a wealthy, but busy family, who is rarely ever home. I spend my days cleaning their large empty estate. I am single and have not been with anyone in quite some time, ince I spend mostly all of my time cleaning the large house, and I am the only person on staff. One morning while dusty some of the tapestries, I hear the doorbell. I stop dusting and proceed to hop on the unicycle my employer gave me to get around the property easy. When I reach the door and un-mount the unicycle I fix my skirt and open the door. A somewhat average sized man, not muscular, but not flabby is standing in the doorway. He is wearing a brown hat, short sleeved shirt, and short shorts that show off his beautifully sculpted legs, legs that could only be achieved by a man with a job that requires him to do a lot of walking and lifting. The kind of legs that make a girl forget who she is and what she is doing, and just get lost in it all. "Excuse me ma'am? I have a delivery here."

Because it came on my laptop, and the computer I'm on right now can't handle games with it's 6MB graphics card and 9GB's of space.

Bill Frisell - I Heard It Through the Grapevine There aren't any lyrics in this song.

Wait, who would you want to punch?

*Roger! Roger!*

On my Vista, Empire at War, Freelancer, and NWN2, all work great, (except I have to turn down all the graphics settings to their lowest settings for NWN2), but Knights of the Old Republic isn't working very good. I can get all the way through Taris fine, but once I get to Dantooine it's completely unplayable because of how horribly laggy it is. I'll start walking, but I won't move, so I take my hand of the key, and then a second later all be all the way on the other side of the map. I've turned all the raphic settings to thei lowest and it's the same. It really bothers me.

"I find your distrust in my powers unnerving!" *force choke*

Hey Lazi, what part of Michigan are you in?

I'm sorry. I'm not speaking to you.

Well, not now I don't. Psh, whatevs Pop. Whatevs. Thomas Newman - Whisper of a Thrill.

Where-a-bouts in Michigan are you?

Pixies - Here Comes Your Man

It's ok to dislike a movie because you don't get it, but because you don't get it doesn't mean it isn't a good movie. For all you know, Donnie Darko could have been the greatest movie of the generation. You wouldn't know if it was or wasn't, after all, it didn't make sense to you.

I believe!

Minutemen - #1 Hit Song

I want to be a cheerleader.

Zing!

I'm that one that should be mad, considering he stole the idea from a PM I sent him telling him about how I was going to start another T.O.M.B.S. thread.

Tom Waits - Filipino Box Spring Hog

I'm recieving conflicting reports on that.

I was actually expecting you to go into a three paragraph rant about how it does make you feel cool or something. I don't know. Except that I do know.

Eldar thinks he's so cool listening to the Pixies.

That's just their hair and reflection of light. When the guy says "I saw it. It's Alive! It's huge!" it makes me speculate that it is some sort of monster, but something that would otherwise not be alive. Either if it is some sort of monster made out of something that isn't usually alive, such as smoke or fire or something, or it being something that people had thought had no life, but in fact did. Like if there was a big meteor or some other structure that wasn't in the city before that had been in the news and stuff, but then turned out to be a living creature.

"I saw it. It's alive!"

I doubt it.