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I don't believe in drinking. It doesn't exist.

Hi, my name is Lou Gutman, and I play Fable. I play Fable because it lets me get a fiance, but we don't want to live in Oakvale, so we decide to move to Bowerstone instead. The trip goes through the dangerous Darkwood however, but my overconfidence in my ability to protect myself and my fiance outweighs caution. So we go through, and everything is going great, I'm killing Balvarines and hobbs and the like, lightening them, and fireballing them, with the greatest of ease. We arrive at Darkwood lake, and everying is going great, she's making eyes at me, so I know I'm going to get some later that night, and I'm on top ofr the world. But just then, there's a bandit attack! No problem, nothing my sword and a little magic can't handle. But then something happens. My fiance is behind me, but a bandit comes up behind me too, and takes a swing, missing me, but it hits something. I quickly dispatch the bandits, and by the time the dust settles I realize the horrifying truth to what had happened. When that bandit missed me, he hit my fiance or something, fatally wounding her, and now, as she lies on the ground like, dead or dying or whatever, the anger inside of me comes full circle, as I realize that I'll never see her again, unless one of the villagers respawn with the same model as her, but still, it's not the same, it isn't my um, well, they don't really have names, so, uh, it isn't my female model number 3. From that point on, I vow then and there, to be ever vigilante, and roam Darkwood making sure that this never happens to anyone again. My anger outweighs my guilt. I get a balvarine face tatoo. Why balvarines sir? Balvarines frighten me, it's time my enemies share my dread. Why do we fall Bruce? So that we can learn to pick ourselves back up. I seem to have taken his advice about theatricality a little literally. I'm Balvarineman! Also, hookers.

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Hey, you're in luck!

I own Fable, play it regularly, and am planning on buying Fable II when I get a 360. I'm also serious.

Oh, wait, you weren't kidding before were you? Well Hades, your ignorance is showing. Sure, if you just look at that then it's a shallow game, but you obviously didn't delve too deep into the game, because then you would have realized that you could CHANGE YOUR TITLE! THAT'S IMMERSION, BABY!

Target! Target! Target Exclusive set!

Hahahahahahaha, good one Hades. I'll have to save that joke and use it on the Fable forums. Hahahahahaha, I didn't know you could be funny.

"Ooops! Wrong pocket!"

Oh right, Hades doesn't like intellegent thought provoking CRPGs.

Nope. It would probably take something like BioShock to do that.

It changed the way I viewed gamming forever.

Hey Jimjamboree. It's me, Lou. I don't know if you remember me, I never posted a lot, and never really talked to you, but I used to read your posts all the time and I thought they were funny. You and your whole internet gang you used to hang around with on here. I always wanted to talk to you guys, and you know, try and be part of the group, but I am just too shy. Nice to have you back.

I don't know whatt he problem is. If you just don't read any of the reviews or hype for Vista, and if you've used ME exclusively for the past seven years like me, Vista is great! Look, a 3D veiw of the windows you have open! Wonders truly never cease.

You know what they should have done with NWN2? They should have made it using Fable's game engine. Yep, they really dropped the ball on this one guys.

I was going to revive the place, you know, with like, 40 cent wing nights, or LIVE NUDE GIRLS, and coupons or something.

I assume he means backwards compatable, but I could be wrong.

Man, that RPG codex, it's just all kinds of classy.

This is all great information and everything, but why don't you just tell us the answer the the real question we all want to know. When is it comming out?

The Atomic Danger Squad is always looking for new members by the way.

Well, it wasn't a Vista problem really. I just had to do that thing I mentioned earlier about putting in that "Disable Vertex Buffer Objects=1" in notepad under the swkotor game settings, but in order to save it, I had to run notepad as administrator, so that I could save the changes.

Hey thanks. That last link had what I needed, and now the game is running a lot better.

I'll take you seriously. I'm game! Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw. Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?