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I think the lesson so far is to choose the answer where we pick up or ready a gun, though not necessarily the one where we start firing it indiscriminately and kill the love interest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm going to come out and tell you guys the lesson directly, and it is that you can not make your choices based on your choices for past characters. Well, you can, but eventually it will end in death.

Picking A would have gotten you captured eventually, and picking B would have gotten you arrested eventually.

*****************Edited for content***************** All of a sudden, the bedroom door bursts open! One shot directly to the head, and you are killed. It turns out that they meant business when they said that if you didn't go to the police immediately, you would be killed. Tough luck man. This thread can be used to discuss the past falures, and reflect. I'll update the story later.

For those that missed the "Wasting time" thread, I brought up the topic that I have heard a watermelon feels just like the real thing...

What a satisfying meal that was. Time for a plan. ( a ) Go back to the supermarket. ( b ) Get the gun from the bedroom door and investigate the supermarket, John C. Penny style! ( c ) I can do that later, right now, there is a watermelon I must attend to...

Maybe you guys should come together and think through what you want to do, debate with eachother, and come to an answer based on a vote or something...

You enter the supermarket. You head to the frozen dinner section and pick out your favorite Kid Cuisine. Next you head over to the beverage area and pick up some milk and Tropicana orange juice. You head over to the produce section to pick up a watermelon; it looked like it would be one of those nights... As you head over to check-out, you are shocked, shocked and appauled. A wave of fear washes over you. It is her, the short fat woman from the warehouse. She was just stocking shelves and now is heading into the back room. It looks like you have no other choice but to: ( a ) Go home and eat, reflect on your current situation, make a plan, and proceed to put that watermelon to good use. ( b ) Follow the fat woman.

A bright light flashes in you eyes. "Now am I going to get a confession or will I have to beat it out of you?" says the gruff voice of the detective. "I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do anything!" "A likely story." Just then a man enters the room and wispers something into the detectives ear. "What? Now? Alright... Well, your free to go, for now." A wave of relief crashes over you. The cops are always quick to suspect you for a crime, but hey, thats what happens when you happen to be of a minority. After all, you're just a suberban white boy, trying to make his way through this crazy world. You are released. you begin to walk down the street to the phone to possibly call a cab, when all of a sudden a van pulls up. You are lifted into the van and then the doors shut. "What the f-" *Thud* You awake to find yourself in what apears to be a warehouse. You are tied to a chair. "Now, you are going to confess to the murder of Detective Art Van Craft or else we will kill you and your whole family. Understand?" says a short fat woman standing in front of you. "What?" you reply. "If you don't confess to the murder, we kill you and your whole family. If you don't go to the cop and confess right after we release you, we kill you and your whole family. Are you stupid or something?" "Step off fool. I'm just a suberban white boy." *Thud.* You awake to find yourself in a back alley behind some supermarket. You: ( a ) Go to the cops and confess to murder. ( b ) You're hungry, you need substinance. Go into the supermarket for a snack. ( c ) Go home.

Maybe I can sell them my "Supermarket Hyjinx" story and idea...

Shower scene with who? Your girlfriend was in the kitchen making breakfast.

Do you really think there will be two bisexual hot lovers making breakfast in the bathroom? Come on man.

You open the door and- Sorry champ, turns out, you really didn't learn your lesson from the previous game. Incedently, there was someone in your bathroom with a gun, and they shot you, six times. You had no time to see who it was, because you just opened the door and didn't have time to see anything before you were instantly shot.

It sounds to me like ol' Jack wants to help the company out.

You can't know if that is what he intends to do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're kidding, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, it's a funny joke.

As you near the bathroom, you hear the sound of the shower running. The door is closed. ( a ) Bust in and shoot first. You shouldn't need ask questions later, everyone should be dead by then. ( b ) Open the door. ( c ) Get your weapon ready and open the door.

You can't know if that is what he intends to do.

Vrook was sweet.

*Ring* *Ring* "Hello?" "Art, this is the chief, we need you down at the airport ASAP." You look at the clock; 7:30 A.M. Looks like you won't be getting that day off today. "Alright, I'll be there in an hour." "Ok, chief out." You crawl out of bed and... ( a ) Take shower ( b ) Get dressed and do not take a shower.

Tom Waits - Green Grass.

As Numbers has said, he has the right to do what he wants. You guys can stop crying and making Jack Thompson hate shrines now.

I don't like near any rainforests. I don't think a lot of people here do.

I just finished watching this one movie, but I don't know what it was called. It was starring Bunny Luv and I forget the other chick. It was pretty good.

Wow, it's a good thing you said that when you did, I was about to say something totally inapropriate. And let me tell you, it wouldn't have been the first time.

The subject of theis T.O.M.B.S. report is: DarthShmarth.

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