thepixiesrock

You have all sorely missed the point of this game series entitled Knights of the Old Republic. I have played both the first and second games numerous times and up until playing the second game I did not realize the plot of this line of games. You may have missed it also, so pay attention. So I am walking around Onderon one day, minding my own business mind you, and what do you know, there standing directly in front of me is none other than the one and only Revan from my game in Knights of the Old Republic one. Note: I was not heavily drinking or "rocking the gange" as the phrase goes, I was semi sober at the time. I took a double look to make sure my eyes have not decieved me, and they did not decieve me, it was Revan. I though tto myself, "I have finally found him, all this talk of him being in the outer reagions and fighting "true sith" and here he was in the pixilated flesh. I decided to talk to him to see what he has been up to lately, but to my surprise he apearantly did not remember being Revan, another case of amnesia I thought. Until I looked to my left, and there stood Revan again in full Onderon Military attire. This was getting wierd. Then I noticed that I was surrounded by "Revans". they were all over! I began to panick, "Was this a mistake by the Developers?" I thought to myself. Then I realized, It all makes sense now... Take a Deep breathe, What you are about to read will shock and stupify you, you have been warned... The reason there are so many Revan look alikes is for one simple explaination, and that explanation is that Revan was cloned, many times. Allow me to explain... In the first game you will notice alot of Sith Soldiers around. How do you think Revan amassed such an army? He used ancient Ratakan cloning techniques. Why do you think all the sith sound the exact same? They all originate from the same few Super Soldiers. Note: You will also notice at this point all Ratakans look the same because they are also clones. Sure this could be atributed to "lazy Devs" but thats too easy an answer, one that "The Man" would want you to believe... So where am I going with this you might ask? Well let me tell you now. In Knights of the Old Republic III we will find that Revan is not fighting "true sith" as he led everyone to believe, but in fact he is creating an army of clones to take over the galaxy. It isn't enough to rule the galaxy with an army of soldiers who think differently, with an army of clones cloned in your image, you will rule supreme with no one questioning you, it's the perfect plan... He started be having his clones infiltrate the ranks of the Onderon military and common folk, but it won't end there... In Knights of the Old Republic III it will be your duty to stop Revans Evil plan, or join him... Now that I have exposed the true plot of the Knights of the Old Republic series, let me answer the frequently asked questions that must be swarming your brain in a segment I like to call... The plot of KOTOR FAQ... 1. But why would Lucas arts have that stupid plot as the actual plot of the KOTOR series? The reason is obvious, it is an effortt to cash in on the big bucks atributed to the Clone Wars prequil era, without having to follow the timeline of that era and trick gamers into thinking it is a different story. 2. But the Developers will (if they already havent) openly deny this theory, so doesn't that mean you are wrong? No it means I am more right, I am exposing a mojor plot twist with this series and open denial by devs is to be expected. I am taking a great risk bringing this information to you and I wil probobly be killed for doing so. 3. You are an idiot thepixiesrock, and I don't believe you. Fine don't believe me, but you are the real idiot because that wasn't a question, it was a statement and therfore should not apear in the FAQ (Frequently asked questions) portion of my plot revelation. That is the end of this plot spoiler, If you made it this far through the article, I congratulate you.

Ahh yes now I remember the brutality of the Bioware moderators...

I will just stick to my ole' CD player from target...

Not to mention the numerous topics about "restoring" the ending of the game and "fixing" the ending. Those things should all be in one thread...

Back to topic, Atton gets my vote. Errr, umm, errr, I mean in a non gay sort of way...

I am genuinelly surprised to see so many female gamers. Your drawing was pretty good...

I no like playing my not character...

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I worship the sun...

I believe you misunderstand me, I was excited to find that those of the opposite sex play video games. I am infinately sorry women of gaming comunity if I offended you, I meant it as a complimant... (As in only in my dreams I would find women playing video games, it is so wonderful.)

Get the RAID ready, I smell bugs...

G-g-g-g-girls? Playing, v-v-v-video games? (Pinches self to make sure he's not dreaming, then realizes that even if he did pinch himself and he was dreeming this, he would only be dreaming he was pinching himself and it wouldn't wake him up if he was sleeping.)

It is both companies fault, and there is no point in blaming either, nor defending either...

I was not correcting, sorry for the confusion...

Pretty good...

Obsidian is making a patch...

Get the game and play it. If you run into gamestopping bugs, stop playing and wait for a patch...

I pity the fool that

8 years old, 3rd wife, a one year old boy, and 3 cats...

Then I am stumped. Do you have it for PC?

Can you bash it?

Have you tried using security skill? I don't remember if you can blow open door locks with demolitions, but if you can then thats what you could do also.

What secret chamber are you speaking of?

It isn't the same rock as on Telos. The one you put your lightsaber in is on Coruscant...