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In like, 3-4 hours.

This is an apology to all of the women and men on this forum who I have offended. It was wrong of me, and I was being a sexist. Do not worry, I have learned my lesson, and am attending Sexists Anonymous. Again, I am truly sorry to all of the women of the board. I am of course, talking about this atrocity: And this one. And this one. What was I thinking? Thats right, I wasn't. I am just a man, driven by testosderone and my sex inpulse. I now realize, that it was wrong of me. Women are truly the superior race. Thank you for your understanding.

That was very inapropriate, and not very respectful to the women of this board. What would your mother think?

Its probably your fault, because of all the coke you do...

http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=39097 I think Gabrielle needs to re-read Eru's post there. Anyways, the game will continue tomorrow.

Oh, wow, thank you for constructively answering the question that I asked Hades.

Can you be more specific please?

Can you state the reason for why it offends you?

The game is temporarily on hold. If you find my joke offensive, say so, if not, say so.

You get in your car and head over to the supermarket. While at the precinct, you read a few file reports and manage to learn that Carl Martini and John C. Penny both went to the supermarket before they died. If you weren't going to be handed a case, it was time you took action and got a case yourself. You arrive at the supermarket and enter the doors. ( a ) Get the milk and go back to the precinct. ( b ) Investigate the deaths and ask the clerks what they saw on the day of the murders.

That is the point.

You sure seem to be getting upset considering the way you talk about men all the time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh no my child, not upset. It's me having fun and enjoyment at your expense. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't call me "your child". Also, I don't see how it is at "my expence." And Hades, you saw it, the majority wanted a woman. Now, if you two don't like it, start a thread and debate it there, but don't post here and ruin the fun of the people actually trying to play the game.

You sure seem to be getting upset considering the way you talk about men all the time.

Well, there is still puke to be cleaned, and a womans work is never done. As much as you hate it, your womanly instincts win, and you kick into that primal urge to clean. Now that you have cleaned the puke the only thing left to do is: ( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment. ( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket.

Like I said, I am going with the first answer here. "Hey big boy, would a strong, handsome man like yourself be interested in taking a young, beautiful woman along with you?" "I'm gay, and even if I wasn't, I would never go anywhere with a **** like yourself." Well, after that embarassing episode, you are sure to be branded the precinct **** for sure. ( a ) Go back to the Chief and demand a real assignment. ( b ) Go get some milk at the supermarket.

Thats isn't an acceptable answer. You need an "a" or a "b".

The game is back!

Whats there to say about Charisma Valentine that hasn't already been said? to answer that, lets review what has already been said shall we? She is a woman. She is a cop fresh out of the academy. Her name is Charisma Valentine. Well, I think that wraps it up. She was always looked down upon by her male peers, and looked up to by the female ones, but really, does anyone care what the female ones think? Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right? She recently has just got a job as an officer at the precinct. She is looking foreward to her first day out on the mean streets. You arrive promptly on the first day on the job. You are shown your desk and are given countless offers to get down to business in the back room, if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*. Men. *Rolls eyes* The chief calls you into the office for your first assignment and you couldn't be more excited. You are as gitty as a school girl,. you hurry to his office and are ready to get out on the streets and crack some sculls. "Ah yes, welcome Charisma. I trust your first day is going well." "Well, actually sir, a few of the male officers have-" "Yes, good, good. Anyway, the reason I called you in here is because I have an important assignment for you." "Great, I'm ready for anything sir, just point me in the direction of the crime, and I'm your woman for the job." "Good, good, you see, the boys were having a milk chugging contest and it seems that a few of them puked a little." "Puked, sir? I'm sorry, but I don't see what you want me to do sir." "Oh, I'm sorry, how stupid of me. I sometimes forget, that you women are of lower intellect then us men. Let me tell you directly, I, need you, to clean up some puke, in the kitchen." "Sir! When I came to this precinct, I came here to do a job!" "Exactly, and we feel you are just the right woman for the job." *phone rings* "Ahh, excuse me, thats a very important call from the Mayor. "Yes Mr. Mayor? I'm sorry sir, it's just that we have a lack of officers at the moment. I know sir, but I mean, we have to work with what we've got. I know, I'm doing all I can, we have all officers on duty and working on only the highest priority cases. Wait a minute sir, I just remembered something, Charisma?" "Yes sir? Do you need me to go out and work a case?" "I forgot to tell you, we also need more milk." ( a ) Go clean up the mess and get some milk. ( b ) Use sex apeal to get one of the male officers to take you with him.

Nevermind, we are going with the chick this time.

Well, a vote will be held then.

It sounds good. I'll wait a few minutes before starting though, just to make sure, although, the above one is tempting...

Here is how the game will work, every three deaths you unlock a special bonus character to use in the next game. That character will be made by the forum members. So you guys get to vote on stuff. Male or Female. What is there role? (Cop, P.I., other...) Name.

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So what have we learned? It turns out, we have three people dead. None of them had ever got down to business with a dead body...

Meet @\NightandtheShape/@.