thepixiesrock

That reminds me, I think we should have moderator elections.

If you say that you want to be a moderator, or anythung along those lines, that automatically takes you out of the possible choices. I think Fiona said that before.

Yeah right man. They would never make me a mod, they know better. If I was a mod, I would just turn all of the posts invisible except for Hades's posts.

It's funny beacuse it's true!

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=3fPcvazxZIU

sources indicate Ken will try to put the moves on Debra.

Sorry, I don't know if I feel up to it right now. I'm not funny or creative right now. Well, that didn't stop me before, but I think I'm sick. Maybe later.

I PM Fiona once about getting my Supermarket Hyjinx thread pruned and re-opened. She said he posted a notice in the Moderators forum. Nothing ever happened.

"Your place should be fine." "Ok." You get to his apartment, not the cleanest,and the decorating, horrid! "How about some pasta?" "Ok. That will be fine." Well, it may take a while for him a while to cook the food, so you turn on the television. "-while authorities will not disclose much information at this time, we have gotten the name of the gunshot victim. John Parson, 21 years old. He died in his apartment, sources say, he was shot in the head, and naked." *Ring* *Ring* "Hello?" "Booker? Where are you? Nevermind, I'm just calling to remind you that if you don't get cracking on this case, your ass will be mine." *Click* It's Mr. Dane, your boss. ( a ) Stay and eat lunch. ( b ) Go to the airport and get some information on what happened.

He picks you up outside of the Newspaper building. You get in the car. "So, where do you want to go today cupcake?" "I don't know, where ever you want to go Ken." "How about lunch at my place? You know, candles, soft music... It will be romantic." "Well..." ( a ) "Ok, to your house it is." ( b ) "How about Red Lobster?"

"Listen, I got ten guys riding my ass, and nobody here to report on this. They want a story, and I'll give 'em a story, I just don't have anyone right now." Thats it, this could be your bi break! This is just the kind of thing you need to get your name on the map! *Knock* *Knock* "Come in." "Sir, I couldn't help overheard that you needed someone to report on something, and well, I think if you give me this one I can do it." "Listen Booker, last time I gave you a story, you fumble big time. I don't have time to let you screw another one up." "It wasn't my fault sir, I promise, I won't screw this up. I'm the only one you got. Please." "Alright, you have 48 hours to get me a story. Starting... Now!" Well, nobody ever said that working in the news bs=usiness would be easy. Well, actually, your high school journalism teacher did, but hey, you can handle it. You have 48 hours to get the scoop on the biggest story this town has seen. All you have is one dead police officer, Carl Martini, killed in an airport when he pulled out a gun. It's time to get the truth, and find out what happened. *Ring* *Ring* "Hello?" "Debra? It's me, Ken." Your boyfreind, Ken Thunder. He is so dreamy. "Yes dear, what is it?" "Well, it's lunch time and I was wondering if you wanted to get a bite to eat?" ( a ) Go and get something to eat and take care of this whole dead cop thing later. ( b ) "Actually, I have to get going on this big story I have to have done by tomorrow."

Thanks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not you monkey. The one above you is who I meant. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mothman?

Gabrielle creeps me out everytime she says stuff like that...

Not important. Disregard.

Don't mind him. You're creepin' him out man.

First of all, Laozi you creeped me out, didn't you already ask that or something? It isn't really earned if you are the one who appoints it to yourself...

You're creepin' me out man.

Hence my self appointed title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Self appointed.

So we are going with the whole, Female reporter thing then? When I'm done downloading this por-research, we might start.

If you need someone to investigate... Here is my card. Well, I have misplaced it, so, uh...

Alright fellas, hold on to your butts. It's starting soon. And by soon I mean an hour or more.

How do you know this? What is your source?

-300000 T.O.M.B.S. points for Mothman for possesing Kor.

God/Allah I'll use the Muslim for of their gods name, speaks through his people and tells some of them it's ok to sacrifice themselves through suicide to kill the infidels? Take out as many as you can regardless if they are men, women or children? To use a christian example, to condemn your neighbor, falsly most of the time, and accuse them of witchcraft, being in league of satan, they must die. God wills it to be done said the church leaders who claimed to heard ir from god himself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because that is the case with the majority of religious people. Hell, I can't even walk out of my house most of the time, on a count of livin' by so many of the religious types.

-100000 T.O.M.B.S. points to "thepixiesrock" for going crazy with points, and then blaming it on Schmarth.