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Translation: here comes an XTREME firstperson shooter. IT WILL F'ING BLOW YOUR MIND because it's hardcore. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fix'd.

I'll invent you!

Definitely. I'm wondering how many people actually pay up and my mind's running rampant with quadruple digit figures extorted in seconds. Probably a lot easier to get caught with Ransomware than other types of nasties though. Meh.

(The camel's actually his sister.)

If I ever play a PnP DnD game this is what I am going to do now. Heheheh.

The honest upright citizen in me thinks this is terrible. The hooligan in me who's always out to make a quick buck can't help but saying to himself "Man, that's awesome!" They can have my files. Seriously. Anyone who doesn't keep backups of their important things is at fault anyway.

It is true, and that's how they 'invented' it. Until then the equipment had been too bulky to put in something as small as a joypad. Reinvented it is more proper I guess. Meh.

A first person shooter? Man, I was about ready to buy a 360 until I read that part. Weak.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've done this. It was actually a pretty damn good nude model.

Heheh, kumquatq3 said wee wee.

Tee hee!

But I can point out London, Berlin, and St. Petersburg.

Why hasn't Max Payne 2 been re-rated to AO yet? There was a nude Mona model in it where all you had to do was enter a console command. No modding or nothin'.

Was it hot?

EB Games. Welcome to Lovecraft's universe <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly!

Also I'm not sure what the problems with the gameplay mentioned are. The game is too hard I guess? I've been running around for six and a half hours now and I still don't have a weapon. The enemies are freaking infuriating. Pretty damn intelligent, all chasing me down, all calling for backup, all breaking down doors I've barricaded! I feel very, very frail.

Also it's only $30. Get it now you jerks.

I just got this today against my better judgement. The lure of an official H.P. Lovecraft game was just too powerful. I have it for PC, since I have no Xbox. I've got to say this is one of the most polished games I've ever played. Yes, it is a more or less straight port, the controls and the files show this (controls are pretty optimized for an Xbox controller but work just fine with the smallest amount of tweaking) there are higher resolutions, up to 1600x1200. I haven't really tried any of them though because my computer sucks at the moment. It's a beautiful game though. Easily the scariest thing I've ever played, and I've played a lot. Some of the parts actually made me nauseous, and these weren't the gameplay parts, but the journal entries and written tidbits. When playing it though, there's just a general sense of unease and dread. I'm not sure exactly how they pulled it off, but the developers totally nailed the whole universe. The entire game has a very organic feel, even if some of the graphics aren't the greatest, but they're good mind you, prettier than most the stuff I'd played recently. Man, I'm just kind of rambling. The point is, it's a very good game, and you're seriously missing out if you don't get it. No bugs so far, at all. Troika could learn a lot from whoever finished this.

21 marriages... She must be madly experienced to lure that many men. Admit it, you can just hear her voice asking: "With or without teeth?" " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh baby!

I'd hit it. Over and over again.

I think one of the funniest things I've ever read was the transcript of Eldar's Campaign when they were deciding what to do about the vine, and Baley's bard says "WELL WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL HIM WHAT'D HE DO TO US?!!" Then the others attack the vine and almost get their asses handed to them. I like games where I can be subterfugey better. I think I did an okay job of that in Ender's Vamp campaign, which is my only real experience with PnP, but then again I did attack that one dude after my bag of sneaky tricks ran out... (He wanted me to drink an unknown substance that could've done my disgused by Obfuscate character harm, not knowing what it was I decided to attack while he still thought I was his friend, but it turned out that even though he looked pretty mild mannered he was an Elder.

THREE MOTHERF**KIN' X'S!!!

Everything else is behind the CPU tech anyway, it'd be stupid to buy fancy shiny top of the line processors. I dunno, if I do buy dual videocards it'll be after newer stuff comes out, I'm strictly in the planning stage/catching up on the tech specs I've been neglecting right now.

Maybe it runs crossfire even better? Anyhow, at wholesale prices I could probably afford two of those by the time they go down in price. Hmm... A lot of this will depend on whether Calax can scramble the money to make it with Comic Con with me. If he doesn't I'll have an extra $300 or so dollars lying around.

Guys, I know this is late, but I saw The Goonies at a midnight showing last Saturday. Then I went to a party. Alcohol, weed, and shrooms may or may not have been involved. I didn't get back until the morning.* *Because I was making money of the suckers who got drunk and couldn't drive.