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He invented the dining table! ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And possibly Hommos.

What you could is you get her the most expensive bouquet of the most gorgeous flowers you can find/afford. And then you tell her : "These are the most expensive bouquet of the most gorgeous flowers I could find/afford. Take good care of them because when they fade, so does our relationship."

So then why would he say all the things he said that pointed to him being the son of god? Also, he wasn't educated. He was a carpenter. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The apostles said he was the son of god, not Jesus. And he wasn't a carpenter, his father was. He sure knew how to do carpentry though.

It's like he's saying "I shot him by "accident""

They're called Danish Pastries you politically incorrect heathen !

Hey there fella! Canada have the best homos in North America! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know if you mean Homos as in homosexuals or food, but im sure our hommos is better ! OR ELSE ! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well technically you could eat a homo but it has a different meaning. I'm sure the taste is very different than DANISH PASTRIES also...

Hey there fella! Canada have the best homos in North America!

I accept the challenge! Montreal Canadians vs. Toronto Maple Leafs on the next Hockey night in Kanada, monday night on CBC you jerc! (ok thats suicide cuz the habs have sucked for quite some time now but meh)

Christ is not the son of God. Christ was a smart, educated man who came back on his home soil after 20 years of walking the known world and began educating his fellow man. The knowledge he posessed was so advanced compared to that of his people that they worshipped him as the son of God, a God that does not exist. Let the flaming... BEGIN!

We're working on surrounding the Americans with Quebecers. " <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too late! Mouahahahaha

Or make a special day for not buying anything and then sell things that allow you to spend that day without buying anything

kinda like US dumping old parent England in an oldage-home.. before we know it you'll all be deported to Florida.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like Canada! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Canada has already conquered Florida. It's swarming with Canadians on winter holiday right now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know. French Canadians.

kinda like US dumping old parent England in an oldage-home.. before we know it you'll all be deported to Florida.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like Canada!

I was, of course, being humourous, something you Germans apparently don't understand (again, being humorous). Some of my best friends are German and I really do love the language. I find it mostly soft and melodious like you said and makes the tongue do lots of graceful accrobatics in the mouth when spoken. So yeah, I was kidding.

It was a masshunting accident. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you saying that the monkey in the picture(to stay on topic) is Richard Cheney, the sausage is a rifle and Bush is the next one to be shot in the face at point blank range by accident?

About as polictically incorrect as you can get <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes but its one of the best movies ever made!

weeds? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lolll It's the gift that keeps on giving!

I thought you were implying he was holding the chimp's weenal, so yes that would be good. In any event, anyone involved with this thread should be shot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is so Republican of you to say that.

Spoken German and Russian always sounds like the speaker is angry. Like that Simpsons episode when Lisa asks a Russian direction and the man starts screaming at her and he is just saying something like "turn left at the next light" or something. Hi-larious.

Confused is a color? I thought it was a state of mind in which you don't know what the frak is going on. I think he meant that the monkey in the picture is Bush and Bush is the monkey. Maybe?

He did?

The worst language is body language. Or it can be when some people us it...

\ROFLTUNASANDWICH Go go QA! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> FOR SHAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!! LA or QA?

This is so ridiculous. Actually someone should invent a word for the amount of ridiculousness this is generating because no word can express it in any languages. How about "This is groombitsmoustak"?

Do you mean like Death by Degrees? Yay!