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Why I Love Pokemon
By Kyle
Boy howdy guys, I just think Pokemon is a neat show. It's got awesome anime material like girls with short shorts, crazy Asian guys running around with oversized tear drops when they get hurt or are laughing. I wish I could tell you how much I like Pokemon but that would just be impossible! I mean, it's just so fascinating the way they come up with almost 500 characters for one show!!
And don't even get me started on those awesome video games! In what other game can you train 500 characters to level 100! It's like the game never ends! Also, getting gym badges is just neat-oh. There's nothing better then seeing your Mewtwo totally own a Onxy while you revive you're other Pokemon with Max Potions.
Let's talk about merchandising. Pokemon has some of the coolest t-shirts in the world (I should know, I own like 50!!). They also have other sweet stuff like chairs, and desks. My laptop has a Pikachu-themed Vista on it right now!
But if I had to choose one thing I love about Pokemon most, it's the thrill. The catch. The game winning One Hit KO. It's the girls. It's the cash, I mean yen. It's the late nights, early mornings, blood sweat and tears. It's the life.