Do your best to sabotage their relationship.
Today I woke up early in the morning to get down to the city so I could get brakes put on my car, have them fix a tie rod, and align it when they were finished.
Then my dad took me out to this awesome hot dog shop where I had a gigantic chili dog with cheddar cheese and red onions and a massive pile of french fries.
Then I got on the freeway to drive to school. One of the lanes started slowing down really fast, so rather than brake hard, I switched lanes into the carpool lane. It was 3:50PM and the section of freeway I usually drive on (the opposite side of the same freeway) the hours for the carpool lane are 4PM - 7PM. I drove for about three hundred feet and then noticed on one of the signs that the hours for this side of the freeway were 3PM-7PM, so I immediately merged right back into the lane I came from. Ten seconds later a CHP officer comes up behind me and tickets me for using the carpool lane illegally.
After that I was trying to figure out what all he'd written me up for and I didn't hit my brakes quite quick enough and I rearended the dude in front of me. Actually rearended is an overstatement, because I did hit my brakes, and the impact couldn't have been at more than ten miles an hour, didn't even screw up the just-fixed-up alignment on my car. Also we were both driving old cars with plasticky 80s Japanese car bumpers, so there wasn't even any paint to scratch up. I don't think anything's going to happen, but it all depends on whether or not the guy's a s***head who'll try and screw me over for cash just because he can. Ugh.
I accidently BUMPED a car with the same type of bumper with my pops truck... it broke and took about $600 to fix... that was two years ago.
I worked again. Microsoft rep (this was at gamestop) gave us some small rubbery frisbee's that double as coasters, and a belt attachment for card like objects (you know, Id's and the like.)