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Walsingham

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  1. Finely diced red cabbage, chicken stock, a small number of caraway seeds. Soup.
  2. Alright, so what do you think it would be like to be sitting stationary on your bike, and have an old lady fired at you?
  3. I think you'd love Copenhagen.. she's considered fairly average looking here. I am a simple man, with simple tastes. Of course, that's me speaking now. When I was her age I'd have probably given her hell, then run off to another country.
  4. I don't want to sound harsh, but do you not think it was slightly excessive to be speeding like that? People expect fast moving traffic to have motors in. Motors you can hear. I'm not saying the old lady shouldn't have listened, but don't you think you'd feel awful if you actually hit and killed someone?
  5. Aw, come on, man. We tested that photo on some waitresses. They all asked who the cute guy was. When we told them it was Stalin they didn't believe us.
  6. I swear I never even saw the thing. Too distracted by the hair cascading over her decolletage. A man could wake up next to her for many years before he got tired of the view.
  7. The next chunk of change I collect is going to be spent on visiting Ros and having him find me: - a haircut - several changes of clothes - girlfriend - long drink
  8. But don't you see? They weren't running away. They were giving up in disgust.
  9. Bieber fandom just a cruel prank
  10. And Algeria and the Franco-Prussian war.
  11. I believe we've invited you to do precisely this on several occasions.
  12. I have just realised that they only surrender when fighting against enemies without the character, tenacity, and class of the British. I mean, once you've fought the British I can imagine not being bothered about the Germans. It'd be like going to see your team play Hull.
  13. The secret to a clear conscience is a bad memory.
  14. I prefer to think of my character as illuminated by good ale, the way a Reubens might be illuminated by a long window in pale sunshine.
  15. Gentlemen, I propose a toast: to the French, long may they fight!
  16. If you have high blood pressure the last thing you need is high degree phys. I shouldn't jump on you, though. I'm really just concerned given that we have so many depressed people on the forum. It's a grave error to assume that because you don't feel like going to a gym you can't do any exercise and make any improvements. ANY exercise is an improvement. And even very little exercise does you a world of good.
  17. For the love of god and country Walsie don't stop drinking, it gives you real purpose and identity and that's something some people never achieve there whole lives I would like to think that my character comes from more than oak casks and crushed fruit.
  18. Not for the French it bloody isn't. Incidentally, keep in mind that this is a compliment. Despite having shot people from all over the World, the British still like shooting Frenchmen best.
  19. That macintyre video lead me to:
  20. ...You can drink tea, and shoot the French!
  21. Finished the diary of Anne Frank, and have now lent it along to a friend. I'd put it in my top ten, probably top five. Which is just a bit weird, when you consider who wrote it and when. But it is, at turns: funny, moving, philosophical, infantile, thrilling. Forget the 'poor jewish girl' component. It's 80% a story about families, and shouldering responsibilities. With fart jokes. I really can't recommend it highly enough.
  22. Language, gentlemen.
  23. I would kill that jumping bastard. On principle.
  24. Fresh spinach scrambled with free-range eggs, served over buttered wholegrain toast. Black coffee. I'll not turn my back on alcohol, but a break from it seems to be doing me a power of good.
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