And yet you constantly go behind my back and shag every Wellington gal in sight, and have the audacity to brag to me about it after the fact. Sharing is caring, jerk.
At least Pixies wouldn't do that. He's smart, funny, good looking, honest, thoughtful, cute, sweet, and just about every good quality a person can have really. I think he might be as close to a perfect boyfriend as you can get. Or at least, that's what I have to tell Hell Kitty to stop him from crying himself to sleep every night for the last three months.
hey i told you dammit, the long distant thing is hard!
i have to take comfort where i can