Draken

Oh, hell no, I want a report. Just 'cause it's sickening doesn't mean I don't want one. Kinda like Twinkies.

So here you make complete strangers write a review of your personality?!? That's sick! Yet so strangely erotic...

Old news. There was a topic 'bout it awhile ago. Nice pics, though.

Naw, the dumbest line in a video game is "Looks like things are looking very grim...or should I say, grem?", which was in the instruction manual of Gremlins for the Atari. Grem?!? What the hell is that?!? That's too bad to be a pun...it's and insult to mankind. Anyways, yes, I always thought that dialogue option meant arguing, not real fighting. I never really gave a damn since my character always ended up being a childish whiner. ^_^

Colt 45- Afroman

♫ The Garbage Man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you. Who can take this diaper? I don't mind at all! Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? THE GARBAGE MAN!! Yes the garbage man can! The sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes, Courteous and easy going! They mop up when you're over flowing! And tell you when your arse is showing! Who can..... Who can..... Who can..... Who can..... THE GARBAGE MAN CAN!! 'Cause he's Homer Simpson Man! HE CLEANS THE WORRRRLD FOOOORRR YOOOUUU! ♫ Ahhh copy and pasting...man's best friend...

Hot spirits?

Ahhh yes... the garbage man can. Very funny when you see Krusty disposing used Porno.

Damn. When I added myself multiple times, instead of there being 4 Draken Fetts, which would be hilarious, there was one Draken Fett, with four lines of the same quote, which is very unfunny and sad. It's the system.

Between my girlfriend and me...*looks down at sig*

That's what I would do.

Both dudes!

"Yar Yar Hump Hump!"

Thought so.

Nostalgia for Mario, or nostalgia for oral sex? My money's on the latter.

Mario, as always, the pimp.

Dude. I'm, like, pychic. Oh, wait, unless If that happens, I'd still be totally pychic for predicting it now.

If you beat the game 100% on Hardcore Soldier, start a new game and one of the difficulties is "Unleash The Fury". If you select it, you play the game slightly tougher the Hardcore Soldier, and as the Baseball Furies, bats and all. All the Warriors are replaced by Furies, and vice versa. Sadly, the story stays the same, as does the voice acting. Still awesome, though.

Something else I noticed: In the Flashback mission 'Heavy Muscle", at the end you can clearly see Cochise with the Warriors at the end, in full uniform. But the next flashback mission, set after the aforementioned one, has you playing as Cochise trying to become a Warrior! Continuity, people!

I'm in desprate need of titles that let me smack my opponent. I'll rent it.

NooooOOooooOOOOOOooooo!

I eat sheep.

Are today's average Americans even cabable of running? Seems to me they'd be waddlin' back to Texas.

I promise nothing. Have fun in Texas! :D

See, the problem with watching Shrek, like, the day before I first knew of Fionavar, is A), There's a chick in the movie called Fiona B), There's a chick in the movie who's a dragon So I automatically assumed "That dude's a chick!"