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Yankees clinched. I forget who said this but: "Cheering for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in Blackjack."

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football...nothin_yet.html

After the accident I had to give up running all together and really had to change how I did weightlifting (strictly low weight hi rep now). I would try swimming regularly but I live out in the sticks and there is no gym anywhere near thats in any way convienient. I did go buy a heavy punching bag and I work out with that almost every day, plus I bought a complete set of dumbells to do physical therapy with after the crash. But it's nothing compared to what I used to do. I can tell the difference, I watch what I eat so I have not gained weight, but I can tell my energy levels are not what they once were.

Phils took the first of a doubleheader with the fish. Their magic number is 5. With that loss and the way the rocks are playing it looks like the Marlins six year cycle will come to an end. But I really can't complain, both they and the Rays had great seasons and kept it intersting late. I really pulling for Minnesota to close with the Tigers, that would be a great story. I guess for the playoffs I'm pulling for the Cards & Twins if they get in.

I was offered a promotion today. Actually it is a whole other job but it is in management so it counts as a promotion. The money is much better, but there is a catch. The job is in Dallas. I didn't even apply for this, they dropped it on me out of the blue. So now I'm taking a nearly full bottle of Knob Creek, a steel bowl of ice and a glass and I'm going to go sit on my porch and think about this.

Week two results: Volo: 12-4 GD: 8-8 Enoch: 5-11 Kelverin: 5-11 Season Totals: Volo: 24-8 GD: 19-13 Kelverin: 17-15 Enoch: 14-17

Pidesco wins.

Wow, what a bummer. I hope you recover quickly. Feel better.

Thats assuming your genes are keeping up their end of the bargain.

Here's an SNL skit that might offer an answer: http://www.hulu.com/watch/96411/saturday-n...2009#s-p1-sr-i4 "If we all do it we can't get in trouble" Now, that was funny.

It was suppposed to be a joke, I thought it was funny anyway. But I do have to admit it was a lot funnier last night when I saw it after drinking all day. Nothing is really funny right now.

What a rotten weekend. Gators should have destroyed UT but didn't. Marlins got blown out by the reds today, Bucs got blown out by Buffalo. But at least the Phillies lost and in the minors the Redbirds won the PCL championship. How cool is that?

I hope you don't mean that as the Congressman, I think he was a member of Congress, was completely incorrect and thus the statement was both asinine and rude. Sure, let politicians call each-other out - but not while they're delivering formal addresses. I agree, that was inappropriate. I also thought it was very inappropriate when the Dems all loudly booed GWB back in 2006 during his State of the Union address but I notice nobody got in a snit over that. Talk about a double standard.

What the bloody hell Tampa?! What kinda halfassed effort was that? And what the hell Coach Morris? Didn't you bother to do any tackling drills in training camp? Did you actually see Jackson running all out with seven (FREAKING SEVEN) Bucs defenders all around him for almost 20 yards, not one could bring him down. Just how many tackles do you guys plan on missing this year? And do we even have an O-line??? I did not see any evidence of it. Oh I saw a bunch of fat guys wearing the right numbers, although I thought they must be receivers because the freaking Bills D-linemen were always behind them. And Leftwich you miserable piece of $hit, you need to spend a little time with a bag of footballs and a tire hanging from a tree. We are all getting a little sick of seeing your wobbly passes sail over everyones heads, fall behind them by ten feet or wost of all bounce before getting there. Freaking Windslow and Stoval, do you know what the sideline is? Leftwich is a rotten QB but when he actually does get it to you and you do actually catch it you need to GET BOTH FREAKING FEET IN BOUNDS. It's a good thing I didn't eat lunch today, I doubt I could've kept it. Next week is supposed to be throwback week. How apporpriate, the way these guys are playing the orange and white will look just right. /rant

Watched football and baseball since 11 am! Will continue to do so until 2-3 am. Direct TV Sunday ticket replays the days games all night so you can see the ones you missed. Ahhh DirecTv, you understand me better than my wife ever did.... and you don't cost near as much! Oh, and I've been drinking since I got up. It's a strange feeling to go from buzzed, to drunk, to back to buzzed. It's like runners high but for drinkers. Either that of my liver gave out.

The gentleman duels with the saber. I mean it would be amusing but also over pretty fast with a MAC 10. Gentlemen? I thought we were talking about politicians here. @Aram, here you go:

Our politics used to be a lot more interesting. In fact, duels were not uncommon between politicians back in the 19th century. Ah, if only we could do that now. Democrats don't believe in gun ownership so there would not be so many of them around. Kidding of course!

Be careful Kaftan. I had the sense to break up with my last GF when she began having these conversations with me. I've been married once and I can't honestly say I'd reccomend the experience.

Some chicks dig party guys. Plus who the hell can even guess what you told her.

Marlins win, Phillies lost. Sweet.

Done!

Carolina @ Atlanta: Yikes, six turnovers last week for the Panthers. Falcons win. Minnesota @ Detroit: Detroit is about to get it's first win in two years. They are due. Lions win Cincinnati @ Green Bay: Packers are hot, Bengals are not. Packers win Arizona @ Jacksonville: Jags gave up almost 400 yards ti Indy last week. Ugh. Cardinals win. Oakland @ Kansas City: Oakland was not terrible last week but KC will win. Chiefs win. New England @ NY Jets: Are the Jets for real? No. Patriots win. New Orleans @ Philadelphia: No Mcnabb? Who dat? Saints win. Houston @ Tennessee: Old Houston team vs new houston team. Oilers (Titans) win. St. Louis @ Washington: Rams are terrible. Redskins win. Tampa Bay @ Buffalo: Bucs do have a good running game. Everything else leaves something to be desired. Bills win. Seattle @ San Francisco: 49ers came to play last week but Seahawks will win. Pittsburgh @ Chicago: Cutlers woes continue with Pittsburgh in town. Steelers win. Cleveland @ Denver: Denver is just ok, Browns don't even know who their QB is gonna be. Broncos win. Baltimore @ San Diego: I had SD penciled in to be in the AFC Championship. Not so sure after that game last week. Ravens win. NY Giants @ Dallas: Game of the week. Giants win. Indianapolis @ Miami: Indy has played poorly in Miami over the years. Dolphins rebound with the win.

Okay kiddes after week one here are the rankings: Volo 12-4 Kelverin: 12-4 GD: 11-5 Enoch: 9-6

Red Sox have been unbeatable lately. Hard to believe they were in a free fall just a month ago. Marlins picked up an epic win, 4 runs in the top of the 9th against the Reds. Getaway day today in Cinncinati then it's back home for the Phillies, screw football I'm watching that! Gonna be BIG!

For Fiction (in no particular order): Blood Meridian Cormac McCarthy Moby **** Herman Mellville The Sea Wolf Jack London Animal Farm George Orwell The Grapes of Wrath John Steinbeck The Killer Angels Michael Sharra Old Man and the Sea Ernest Hemingway For Whom the Bell Tolls Ernest Hemingway Shogun James Clavell Fields of Fire James Webb The Lord of the Rings JRR Tolkien Dune (series) Frank Herbert (and sons and others) To Kill a Mockingbird Harper Lee Atlas Shrugged Ayn Rand The Man Who Would Be King Kipling I could go on. Nonfiction: Too many to even start but my all time favorite has to be The Long Walk by Slavomir Rawicz and The Journals of Lewis and Clark