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Funny Posts Inquire Within

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And I put it on page 5 already.. ;)

 

Sorry. Not sure why sharp_one double posted it though.

I'm on moderated que. Mod need to approve my post before it shows.

 

 

 

Wierd that both of you managed to post the same thing though.

It happens upon occasion. C'est la vie.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not seeing the funny in that one, is there supposed to be some visual joke or some kind of error?

    Not seeing the funny in that one, is there supposed to be some visual joke or some kind of error?

     

    Siri is the "intelligent personal assistant" thats part of most Apple smart devices. And quite often used by people as SatNav from their phones.

     

    So if your smartphones SatNav voice asks to be let out of the car...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not seeing the funny in that one, is there supposed to be some visual joke or some kind of error?

     

    Siri is the "intelligent personal assistant" thats part of most Apple smart devices. And quite often used by people as SatNav from their phones.

     

    So if your smartphones SatNav voice asks to be let out of the car...

     

     

    I know what siri is, but I'm not sure if siri actually said that or the image is trying to make a joke about something else.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Considering all the dumb  911 calls I've ehard/read about, that is rather mild. :p

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    When you need to use a refrigerated truck...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself: “Oh God, I’m screwed!!!!!.”

     

    There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out:

     

    “No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you.

     

    So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

     

    As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: “Okay ….. NOW you’re screwed.”

    Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    DC wishes. Here's DC.

     

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    The theme song from that movie sure had a long reach.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    Well, one of those dragons is better animated than the other.

    "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
    I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
    I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
    Heja Sverige!!
    Everyone should cuffawkle more.
    The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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    I'm pretty sure that so far DC's cumulative effort is akin in 'dragon movie' terms to Eragon (2006) - critically panned, mildly successful returns on budget.

     

    I actually searched that first, but couldn't find a proper face to face picture. Then that Dragonheart picture showed up with it's limited color palette and awful washed out look and I knew it was meant to represent DC.

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