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My first lesson this year is that my meds and alcohol empower each other and turn me into a drunk freight train porn star, but then the hangover does not go away no matter how much water, OJ and eggs and bacon you throw at it. Oof, my head's still killing me.

 

[Your allignment has shifted to Chaotic (-5)]

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"Mighty thews straining, Conan lifted the thrashing figure high above his head. "Now, loathsome dog!" he snarled, "Back to the nighted abyss from whence you crawled!" He hurled a screaming 2017 over the cliff's edge." - Conan the Salaryman

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Happy New Year you magnificent illegitmate offspring you!  May the new year bring you what you want, unless it goes against what I want, in which case screw you hippies!

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"That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams

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i feel philosophical today

life is but a moment of existence between two eternities of oblivion.

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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My first lesson this year is that my meds and alcohol empower each other and turn me into a drunk freight train porn star

Well as long as your wife was pleased.

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