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Which of these guys is probably the manliest? 71 members have voted

  1. 1. Which of these guys is probably the manliest?

    • Carth Onasi
      19
    • Darth Malak
      37
    • Atton Rand
      15

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I don't think they need any introduction. :lol:

i say malak beats atton and atton beats carth (i didnt like all the complaining and emotional sh*t in the first game)

the force is what gives a jedi his power. its an energy field created by all living things. it surrounds us and penetrates us. it binds the galaxy together

So long as this doesn't turn into a bashing thread of any sort, I have to vote Carth. *swoon*

Never assume malice when stupidity is to blame.

:ph34r: I'm not going to turn this into a Carth bashing thread so I shall merely stare in horror.

 

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

:o

 

Excuse me while my eyes roll up into my head and I fall over backwards in slow motion...

 

<<<CRASH!!!>>>

 

:p

 

Anyway, Revan is clearly the manliest. As you tell Bastila. Hehe. :lol:

Revan was the coolest character out of KotOR hands down.

Thats the easiest choice i mad today. And i just made the choice whether to have a beer or not!

 

c[]!

 

U should of asked who was the least manly. Now that would have been difficult.

 

Carth just spends his time post-1139-1093367547.gif and post-1139-1093367559.gif

 

And Atton looks like a shirt-lifter. post-1139-1093367655.gif post-1139-1093367677.gif

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

who is Atton Rand?

who is Atton Rand?

I hope ur joking. post-1139-1093368253.gif

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Atton Rand is supposed to be a bit like Han Solo, but he's really a complete pretty boy who is as straight as a roundabout.

Darth Malak, he fits the "manly" stereo type or atleast the strong stupid version of the stereotype.

 

Strong

Stupid

Can't cook *he burned his lower jaw off while trying out his new soup, acid gizka noodle*

Overconfident

Stupid

Muscle tight armor/clothing intended to help his egomania

He's more of a dumb underling than a Sith Lord isn't he.

Malak is a post-1139-1093370957.gif

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Malak's brainy compared to his apprentice :)

As much as I regret it. I have to vote for Carth for two reasons.

 

 

1. In almost every screen shot, Atton is on the ground. It is my personal belief that he wasn't shot, he just fainted.

 

2. Malak was a no talent poser. If the game would have let me I would have smoked him on the Leviathan, and I smoked him on the Star Forge. Malak was the Diet Coke of Evil. He's more concerned about looking the part than any true evilness. That and he tries to blame you for his going down the dark side when he knowingly followed you. At least he could have talked some trash while dying.

 

I'll admit that Carth is very much the whiner but he has his reasons. His wife is dead; he thinks his son is dead. He's stuck on a ship full of men fighting the Sith, all the freaking time (did you see a female Rebel soldier, besides the General at the end?) so he isn't getting any play. Finally, a bunch of holy-than-thou Jedi, led by the ice queen Bastila, take over his ship and get it destroyed. I don't know, but that combination of events might make me a bit whiny, cranky, and paranoid.

Atton boils my potatoes.

Atton boils my potatoes.

 

Oooo. Do u think if i ask nicely he'll do the same for me? post-1139-1093381898.gif

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Only if you buy him a cashmere sweater first.

Only if you buy him a cashmere sweater first.

 

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Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Malak appears to be the manliest out of the three.

Carth is some sort of emotional burn out, who if left to himself would probably have committed suicide and just uses his lust for vengeance to cling to, after this is gone he clings to a person; do I need to explain why this makes him a weakling?

Atton Rand, well I don't know yet but he appears to be a bit, you know :)

(Note: I don't mean his sexual preference)

So what do u mean? His preferance for spicy food?

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

I mean he's liable to be a burden on you.

Just look at him <_<

He looks so weak, like you could just reach out and plaster his eyelids to the back of his skull.

:ph34r:

Now there's an idea....

Carth's manliness: Near zero, he whines, bitches and whines some more. Also, he has tendency to flee when seeing Sith Lords.

 

Malak's manliness: Closet homosexual. Anyone who is comfortable running around in full body-spandex just oozes homo-eroticism.

 

Atton Rand's manliness. Still unclear. But apparantly he's done a facejob after being picked on at last E3, which isn't exactly helping him getting any manliness-points.

 

 

...so that leaves Atton Rand as the winner, since he doesn't have a fetish for spandex and he hasn't shown signs of cowardice either. You go Atton!

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

You've neglected big Mr Bandon! He won't be happy.

Heh heh, I've always thought Malak was strangely effeminate myself. Maybe not gay, but still very pretentious and narcissistic, and with the spandex and huge body-builder build and graceful gymnast stance, it seemed like he was very concerned with his looks. Add that to his total lack of ability to plan or think for himself, well...

 

I could imagine that he destroys planets for the hell of it during the day, and secretly sleeps with a binky and teddy bear at night. I don't know why. He's intimidating, but also not.

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