GTSaiko Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Well, so here I am, adventuring with Valeros, and he finds in a little village a gorgeous redhead woman, who wants to speak with him. But... Our Valeros is not good with words, so he needs some help to get through this woman, or he may lose his focus toward our mision. I decide to give him a little push. Some blessings, an ally, anything would work. But nothing... Our gods dont answer our call, neither do our allies. What is going to do our poor Valeros? Then, his bag shines with a blue light, like highlited by the gods. He looks for something helpful, maybe a potion. All he finds is a CROWBAR! Well, I guess hitting the woman in the head may work Sorry, but just found that I can use a crowbar to help me with this barried and found it so funny. Had to share 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kgk4569 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Well, crowbars are used to pry things apart. Not that I'm condoning that behavior.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
269Hawkmoon Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Clearly the Shopkeeper's Daughter has an aversion to the Crowbar. I believe this is because her father's shop stocked many crowbars, which she had to inventory and shelf. Seeing Valeros' crowbar reminds her of that painfully hard labor, which she wants to avoid. So she takes her leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kgk4569 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Ah, you are speaking of conquoring her in that manner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkRose Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I assumed he uses it to get the manacles off and exit through the window. The photo on the card is when he's 7 beers deep. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cartmanbeck Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Note that you can also defeat her with your masterwork tool... I mean tools. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtrowell Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Now let's talk about the other barrier : the blacksmith son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehren Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My Sajan couldn't handle the temptation and went berserk with his mattock. The poor, poor girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narkon27 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location). Edited June 1, 2016 by Narkon27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kgk4569 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location). This little comment belongs over in the Augery discussion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTSaiko Posted June 1, 2016 Author Share Posted June 1, 2016 I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location). This little comment belongs over in the Augery discussion. Exactly my toughts. Deck shuffling seems broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morka Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 <Christopher Walken voice>More Crowbar! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhygar Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 To be honest when I first saw the topic I thought it's going to be something along the line of she's hot etc and the first paragraph didn't disappoint. It's a good laugh though that crowbar thing. Maybe the daughter has the hots for men working with crowbar eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkRose Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 It's not the size of the crowbar that matters. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CA_Obsidian Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 It's not the size of the crowbar that matters. True. It's a dice game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kgk4569 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 It's not the size of the crowbar that matters. True. It's a dice game. Soooo.....mini-game? https://www.amazon.com/Hott-Place-Sex-Dice/dp/B00CFA91C6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CA_Obsidian Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Customer Review: "Package came cracked and the dice dirty." OMG that's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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