So a blonde, a brunette and a Cthulhu walked into a bar...

Punchline: That's not a flashlight, that's my thorax!

The Dwarves

 

(I may have posted 1 or 2 before)

 

Smug git

 

Campfire

 

The Map (if you couldn't tell)

 

Kicking an orc off a cliff

 

Standing dramatically

 

Dwarf Stronghold

 

Girl Dwarf (how many games have those? Other than any fantasy rpg game that lets you choose gender...)

 

Not an elf, honest. Also not a liar, pinky swear.

Shinies!

 

Saving the maiden? Psah, in Mordheim maiden saves you! (Agmundr got lucky though as I completed the objective (Act 2 Mission 2) and thus the mission before my Maiden of Sigmar could wipe out what little health he had left...

 

 

 

Decided to try out the "retire" button in Man O War

 

 

Also: skaven sharkfood

Edited December 9, 20169 yr by melkathi

 

Does it also advise you not to eat the yellow snow?

Does it also advise you not to eat the yellow snow?

No need.  Frank Zappa already took care of issuing that immensely useful public service announcement in 1974.

Though it would be silly funny if a stealth game told you "Watch for yellow snow - it means someone was there, and they may come back."

And then you get flak by thousands of insulted gamers who thought there should be yellow snow in the game, but there never is!

 

Reminds me of that movie where that little girl is supposed to be stealthy but when stealth fails just cuts up 500 men single handedly

 

Lara, crying in a tomb? Ohoh...

 

Usable tanuki?  **** yes!

 

 

 

 

Decided to try out the "retire" button in Man O War

I see what you did there

Heh, you know it has become pretty much the standard name for my characters.

Damn, these jerks are straight up executing innocent villagers.  

 

 

Normally, killing soldiers is something I do when they're in my way, I don't go out of my way to do it.  In this level, every single one of them is going to die.

Enemy soldiers everywhere

 

 

My plan here was to kill the straw hat guard up in the tower that's in the center-ish of the screen

 

 

It took me about a dozen failed attempts to get the razor thin timing just right of grappling up to the top of the ramparts, getting to the tower, killing the guard while the samurai patrolling the ramparts was turned away from me, disposing of the body, getting out through the trap door and out the door at the base of the tower just before the samurai got up to the tower, then avoiding the guards' gaze in the courtyard and getting to a hidden location.  It was worth it, though, because with that guard out of the way it opened up an opportunity to kill another guard on the ground, which in turn opened up the opportunity to kill another guard, which in turn...  you get the idea.

It took me over 3 hours to complete this mission, but in the end

 

 

it was so worth it. 

even on my ****ty graphical settings (can't get even 60 FPS in-game on medium-high) this game looks amazing

 

Taris, seems like I've been here before.

 

You don't say?

god dammit, Shadowplay stopped working, again, and half of the screenshots of The Division I take never get saved still, managed to salvage some of that goodness. 

 

 

green and orange are high-end loot drops, this is the biggest single haul I've seen to date

 

 

the environments are just beautiful in this game

 

and so are special effects (the best I've seen)