Lord Wafflebum Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Why are there no horses in PoE? I haven't seen a single horse so far, or even a horse mask. This game is ruined for me. Skyrim > PoE because skyrim had horses. IE games were terrible because I could never find horses. PoE needs a horse Companion, otherwise why even play? Ridiculous. 4
Rumsteak Posted January 10, 2015 Posted January 10, 2015 Also, BG > PoE only because BG had cows. Hello? Put them cows in the game already thxbai 4
Luckmann Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 There was at least one squirrel and moose in Baldur's Gate 2. In PoE, I haven't seen a single squirrel, nor a single moose. After hearing that there is no muderhobo experience in the game, I feel that the 1 xp I am missing out on has completely ruined the game for me. Thanks, OBAMA. 5
Nakia Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Guess the ogre got tired of a diet of pigs. 1 I have but one enemy: myself - Drow saying
teknoman2 Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 i heard in Dyrwood they use trained trolls instead of horses so they have already eaten all of them The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
anameforobsidian Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Does this game need horses? I say neigh. 9
MasterPrudent Posted January 11, 2015 Posted January 11, 2015 Does this game need horses? I say neigh. So long as it has coconuts instead. 4
Lord Wafflebum Posted January 11, 2015 Author Posted January 11, 2015 There was at least one squirrel and moose in Baldur's Gate 2. In PoE, I haven't seen a single squirrel, nor a single moose. After hearing that there is no muderhobo experience in the game, I feel that the 1 xp I am missing out on has completely ruined the game for me. Thanks, OBAMA. It's like you're inside my head. 2
BMac Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 There are totally horses. We had to cut the ducks, though. So there aren't any ducks. 9
Lord Wafflebum Posted January 15, 2015 Author Posted January 15, 2015 ALL OF MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!!!
Luckmann Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 There are totally horses. We had to cut the ducks, though. So there aren't any ducks. But I totally love ducks! D: 1
Bryy Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 WHAT ABOUT COWS? Lazy devs. Probably spending your development budget on WRONG THINGS. 3
TheisEjsing Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Yeah, I should have backed Farmville instead! I see the error in my ways now! *Quack!* Edited January 15, 2015 by TheisEjsing
Luckmann Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Honestly now, let's try to focus for a second.The big question is. Will there be ducks in the expansion? Edited January 15, 2015 by Luckmann 5
Sensuki Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 DUDE Ducks floating in the 3D water! Mind would be blown 1
Luckmann Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 I want to make a case for a duck pet. We get cosmic piglets, but not ducks? quack quack quack 1
Lord Wafflebum Posted January 15, 2015 Author Posted January 15, 2015 DUDE Ducks floating in the 3D water! Mind would be blown Psht, why bother? Horses float just fine.
Starwars Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 Thread makes me remember how much complaining there was due to no horses in NWN2. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
Luckmann Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) screw horses, COWS people. Ducks! D: Seriously though, me and my gf have two children, Mr. Pig and Mr. Otter, and we already know that there are pigs in the game; in fact, pigs are in almost every tv-show, game or movie. But what about otters? Will there be otters? Otherwise Mr. Otter will be very sad. We're already mildly upset that there is a Giant Miniature Space Piglet, but nothing on Otters. Representation matters. Edited January 15, 2015 by Luckmann
Gorbag Posted January 15, 2015 Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) there aren't any ducks. That sound effect playing in your mind. That's what you get. Edited January 15, 2015 by Gorbag 2 Nothing gold can stay.
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