KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode IV: A New Grope

January 12, 201412 yr

^ Same girl

If you really can't tell her from a dude just because she has really short hair in that one pic you should seriously consider a brain surgery.

Edited January 12, 201412 yr by Woldan

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.

January 12, 201412 yr

^ Same girl

If you really can't tell her from a dude just because she has really short hair in that one pic you should seriously consider a brain surgery.

And I think a trip to the Far East might teach you a little more salutary caution.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

-Elwood Blues

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

January 12, 201412 yr

I was talking about the girl in the pic, not about some women from the far east.

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.

January 12, 201412 yr

Quick reminder, gentlemen: cautionary checks should include

1) Shoulder to hip ratio

2) Adam's apple

3) Voice pitch

4) Not having a ****

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

-Elwood Blues

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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January 12, 201412 yr

Orogun is the new oby.

Nothing good ever comes out of Florida.

All Stop. On Screen.

January 12, 201412 yr

So how about to divert from that subject and end Sunday with a general assortment of this instead:

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 12, 201412 yr

#1. Vampire

#2. Rabbit teeth

#3. Too much makeup

#4. Don't like black and white girls

#5. Ugly nose

January 12, 201412 yr

Author

Orogun is the new oby.

A basement dwelling virgin who created a persona to fill that empty hole in his life?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

January 12, 201412 yr

Author

#1. Vampire

#2. Rabbit teeth

#3. Too much makeup

#4. Don't like black and white girls

#5. Ugly nose

1,2, and 4 are fine.

I'd say that 1 is the same girl as the last pic I posted on here.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

January 13, 201412 yr

#4. Don't like black and white girls

Is that a fact?

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

-Elwood Blues

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

January 13, 201412 yr

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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January 13, 201412 yr

Okay, for that Monday start.. what mysterious wonders shall we pluck from the depths of the internet..

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 13, 201412 yr

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

January 13, 201412 yr

Seeing as Game of Thrones is coming back on soon-ish, here's some Natalie Dormer. The minx.

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January 13, 201412 yr

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

1

January 13, 201412 yr

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

January 14, 201412 yr

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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January 14, 201412 yr

^ Hey, you were at my last birthday party.

1

January 14, 201412 yr

Author

I just realize Monte is using a new avatar. Looks like a dirty old man, so it should fit right in around here.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

1

January 14, 201412 yr

girl on the left doesn't know how to hold a gun properly. the other two, surprisingly, have good trigger discipline

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.