Azdeus Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) You can borrow mine! Second best thing! Edited November 14, 2013 by Azdeus 1 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
TrashMan Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Mary Sue, HOOOOOOOOO! Imperial propagandists better start writing some good stuff, 'cuz this **** is'nt gonna fly. Draigo is cool. You have to read his fluff as a Greek hero epic, not as a historical report. These slaves of corpse at trone are really boring. Just look at them, they are just a religious fanatics, conformists, their limited minds just don't known what is true freedom is. True freedom is CHAOS! None may defy the Will of the Emperor! * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!
obyknven Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 None may defy the Will of the Emperor! Your Emperor don't have will, it's just corpse at trone.
Malcador Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) Though his flesh may be scoured, His soul empowered by the faithful still watches over His people. And a bunch of zealous, well armed and trained supermen also helps with the will part. Edited November 14, 2013 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
obyknven Posted November 14, 2013 Author Posted November 14, 2013 Though his flesh may be scoured, His soul empowered by the faithful still watches over His people We hear this before many times. Lenin Lived, Lenin is Alive, Lenin Will Live!but IRL corpse is just a corpse.
Malcador Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Yes, well Lenin doesn't have a Golden Throne, now does he ? So hah! Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Gfted1 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 I wonder why one hand is open and the other is clenched. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Gorgon Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Defensive wound from trying to fend off Stalin. 5 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Malcador Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 He had several strokes, apparently his right side was paralyzed. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Blarghagh Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Ȍ̷̷͈̫̪͔̙̯͍̳̿̈̂͐h̵̨̥̠͉͕͖̼̪̣̳͐͆ͦ͐ͮͫ͛̌ͩ͋ͭ͒͜͞ ̵͔̭͚̟͉̤͇͑̐ͧ̆ͭͣ̍ͨ̓̂̍̔ͯ̈̀̚ͅg̢̧̝͇̬̩̲͎̬̮̳̖̼ͧ̑ͬ͛̾̾̊ͦͦ̋̚̕ô̴̖͔͈̮̗̗̦̖͚̼̦͉̜̣̺̭̺ͫͩ̔̎ͯ̿ͪͨͥͦ͛̿͘ͅd̢̢͉͈̲̩͎̲̺͇̬̩̼͎̟͈͉͕̪ͤ͊̔͊̾͑͊̄̃͊̇̎̂ͣͤ̍͢͟͠!̯͇̞̮̰̞̪̥̹̠͇̳̠̲̺̹ͮͥ̉̈͑̃̆̐͊͒̑́͢͝ͅ ̡̫͓͈͚͔͉̙̺̪̍ͯ̄ͭ̎̋̿ͪͤ̾̅̈́̐ͣ̀͟ͅT̍ͬͨ͆̓ͤ́̕͏̘͉͉̳̝̲͖̰̳͍̙̣h͋͗͒͐ͫ̏ͤͪ̓͏͖͕͖͈͕̘͙̟̣̰͔̰̀͘i͗̑̅̀͏̶͚̯̺̺̟͙̼̩̀͠s̯̰͖̗͉̩̬̘͔̙̥̰͙͈̱̲̖̻͌̌̌͒̆̉ͧͦͣ̕̕͜͟ͅ ̢̫̤̻̘̮͖̻̪̻͙͖͚̅̍͛̏̿̄͌͒͜͠ţ̶̧̛͉̻̹̳͍̹̱̅̎͗̇͂̈̅̋̇ͧͣ̅͐̋͡h̛̦̣̱̞̝͕̲͎͛ͫ͆̅ͦͦ̓̄̾ͫ̉̓ͤ̓͒̋̋ͧ̚͜͞r̷̵̩̜̝̙̪͓̩̻̘̞͍̦͎̖̳ͩ̓̌̏̓ͤ͘͜e̵̴̢̦̰̦̗̖̦̠̘̯̪̱͎͕̫ͮ̂̿̌̿ͨ̏ͩ̈́̑̑̆͂̾̕a̵̡̨̞̹͖̬ͧ̊ͨͮd͑͒ͦ̆͜͞҉̘̭̪͉̱̯̼͕̞̯ ̀̑͛̎͗ͬ̎͒̌҉͍̼̤̟̻͔̙͚͢ͅḯ̶̧̧̦͓͍͉̩̹̟̗̳̮͉̣̝̈̈́ͫ͗͂̿͝s̥͍̜͍͓͈̋̂̄̑ͭ̒͘ ̷͖̭̪͔̰̬̦̮̣͖͍ͭ͋ͯ̾͐̌̀̚͠ͅm̡̖̙̼̘̝͚̍̊ͥ̄̒̓̾ͯͮ̃͑̔̓ͫ̓̚̕͟ͅe̘̜͙̠͖̝͆͛͊ͮ͌͛̉ͮͬ̇̆̒͊̈ͣ̆̉͐́͜s̼̦͖͙͎̺̼̞͍̬̜̬̪̟̖̬̽̄̎ͭ̈̂͊̆̓̔ͭͪ̍͠s̡̢̘̭̻̦̞̞̤͚̱̙̳̳̜̎̀͌ͬͬ͘͝i̶̛̻͔̱̣̤̖̥̪̺̱̓̓͊ͨͯ̑ͯ̓ͣ̌̐̋̃̓ṇ̷̵̡͈͉̥̻͔̊̎͛ͬ̈̈́͠g̡̯̼͇̭̩͉̖̬̤̃̽͆̊́̏ͮͮ͊̐̚̕ ̨̪̙͈̰̪͚̳̼̺ͩ̂̂̅͟ę̵̸̶̻̦͚̬͍̠͉͈͉͉ͩ͐̂ͤ̅ͩͬͨ͆̓̒̌̏v̵͇͙̳̣̹̯̩̪͔͍̱̣͕̬̥̩̋ͥ̎̒̿͊ͦͭ̋ͣͥ͌̾ͦ̍̅ͦͦ̀͘͞͝e̸̪̦̩̹̬̙̹͖ͪ̇̋ͯͬ̓̇̕͟͟r̫̦͎̫̫͙̻̯̉̿͊̈́ͧ̂͂ͮͯ̈́͐̓̀ͫͬ̈́͜͠ẏ̴͕̠͓͇̻̦͚̘̮̤̩̺̪͔̫͈̗̞̾ͩ͒ͮ̄ͫ̔̐̆̕͘͟t̜̗̭̘͒͊ͥ̀ͧͮ̏̑ͪͭ͝h̴̛̹̬̣̗͖̼̳̗͙̣̲̪̥͚̗̯͈ͬ̏͗͒͐̋̌̔̒̀͟͝i̤͉͚͚̳̯̠̪̱͖̭̭͈͙̤̙͈̙̾͐͛̓͋̓̋ͧͮͧ͊ͦ̒͘͡͞ͅn̴̢̦͔̩̼̠͕̳̫̠ͬ͊ͥͬ̈́͋ͯ͜ͅg̱̩̻͇͔͐̿͂̏͋̈́͌̿͐ͧ͐̉͗̉̾͘͜ͅ ̃̋̎̈ͣ́͠͏̼̥͎͖̣̤͘ͅu̵̝͕̣͉͉ͮͯ̎̽ͫ̐̋͟ͅp̱̜̖̼̜̻̼̝͉̞͎̹̆͑ͣͧ̆ͥ̇̽͗ͪ͛͐͐̈́̓͆̈́̚͠!̶̐ͦ̒̎͛͏̨͓̼̩͉̖̠̝̻͇̝̻͍̮̖̠
Walsingham Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 The Immortal Emperor is unconquerable, even in death. He is the way, the truth, and he protects for 24 hours. .... hang on. No, that's anti-perspirant. Sure anti-perspirant. Won't leave sticky heretics. ...No, hang on. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 I wonder why one hand is open and the other is clenched. He died while masturbating. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Walsingham Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) I wonder why one hand is open and the other is clenched. He died while masturbating. ...Stalin. Hence the defensive wounds. Edited November 14, 2013 by Walsingham 2 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gfted1 Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Ah, he died of strokes (good ole Wiki). Still, straighten a brothers hand out if your going to preserve and display him. Looks pretty good for an 89yo corpse. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
obyknven Posted November 15, 2013 Author Posted November 15, 2013 Yes, well Lenin doesn't have a Golden Throne, now does he ? So hah! Golden Trone is not Life-support machine, its just mechanical beacon of the Astronomican decorated by rotten corpse (this corpse even not belongs to False Emperor). Lords of Terra lie to you. You serve only to bunch of Terran bureaucrats and your non-existed Emperor can't protects you!
TrashMan Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 You were saying? I guess even the non-existant Emperor is enough to keep kicking the collective asses of 4 chaos gods for 10000 years. Say, how are your Black Crusades going? 4 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!
Walsingham Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 I agree with Trashman. If the Emperor isn't in the Throne then that only means that Humanity, leaderless, is still stronger than Chaos. ~~ I wonder if this is how theology students feel? Debating scripture? 4 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Azdeus Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Say, how are your Black Crusades going? Hey, we have an (h)armless leader aswell, why can't we just chill out, sing kumbaya and make some love? Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
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