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Listening to my downstairs neighbor, he's learning the trumpet. He's getting better, but we are still in fingernails on blackboard territory. Debating what to drown it out with.  

 

Why drown it out if you can drown your neighbor instead? 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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That time you wake up with such a smug sense of self-satisfaction that you feel almost guilty, but then look over and notice how beautiful she is real it is and remember how distinctly attractive was the intimacy resolution of the night before. You think, hmm, maybe I should give this girl and her friend new console a commitment from deep within myself. At least, maybe right after breakfast.   

All Stop. On Screen.

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I didn't do nuthin.

But facebook insists I should do something. That is to become a fan of Jessica Nigri. She keeps showing up in my suggestions feed.

Perhaps FB is cross-referencing your posts on videogame forums with your visits to porn sites?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Well, Facebook also keeps track of pretty much all websites you visit as long as you're logged in to FB. So it might just be taking note of where you're wandering..

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I didn't do nuthin.

But facebook insists I should do something. That is to become a fan of Jessica Nigri. She keeps showing up in my suggestions feed.

Perhaps FB is cross-referencing your posts on videogame forums with your visits to porn sites?

 

 

That would be worrysome since it also suggests I should like Hitch**** :)

 

edit: and yes... the forum sensors the name... poor Alfred.

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That would be worrysome since it also suggests I should like Hitch**** :)

 

edit: and yes... the forum sensors the name... poor Alfred.

Sounds like you're into some pretty...extreme stuff.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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'tis a conspiracy, I swear.

I'm sure it is.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Facebook is setting me up.

Or the NSA.

Or both...

What if....Facebook is the NSA?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Today I did an outline for a paper. Putting it off till tomorrow because I work best under pressure.

 

The plot thickens.

A bit off-topic, but I sort of feel sorry for whatever bloke has to sort through all of the porn usage. I'm sure some things would drive a normal man mad.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Today I did an outline for a paper. Putting it off till tomorrow because I work best under pressure.

 

The plot thickens.

A bit off-topic, but I sort of feel sorry for whatever bloke has to sort through all of the porn usage. I'm sure some things would drive a normal man mad.

 

 

They'll just go to /d/ and hire someone, problem solved. ;)

 

Found my old lego and got this strange urge to build something, might actually do that later.

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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A bit off-topic, but I sort of feel sorry for whatever bloke has to sort through all of the porn usage. I'm sure some things would drive a normal man mad.

 

 

NSA job listing:

Now Hiring: Tentacle Porn Internet Traffic Monitoring Expert

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Interesting last 4 days, I was invited to participate in tantric yoga yesterday. It was a really unusual (but good) experience and something I'd recommend, the energy of that session stayed with me all day and even now, I was calm, focused and just felt vibrant with life.. and as I went out that night, this intense feeling stayed with me. But the effect it had on people around me and how we interacted was mindblowing.. It ended up being one of the most intense nights and mornings of my life... And had several "to do before 30" crossed of my list.

Fortune favors the bald.

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