Russia tread

[Walsingham]

*whispering*

 

Mad as a custard hat.

[Rostere]

How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China.

[obyknven]

How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China.

Lol. Whut? "Horde" it's not about numbers, its just name. Our name. Too long to explain, read better this.

[Agiel]

 

How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China.

Lol. Whut? "Horde" it's not about numbers, its just name. Our name. Too long to explain, read better this.

 

Said BD goes by the more popular title "Jihad".

[Walsingham]

Madder than a coconut dusted monkey.

[obyknven]

Said BD goes by the more popular title "Jihad".

 

Title "Horde" is more correct. This political doctrine is real thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasianism

http://youtu.be/Qu1Fb_RfuMk

http://youtu.be/itHdrgu29Iw

[obyknven]

Meanwhile 2013 World University Games start in Russia.

 

http://youtu.be/pYjhNOhjhig

[obyknven]

Russian poet cosplay Soviet spy in German uniform.

 

Propagand poster "Germans eat's bread of our childrens!"

 

Propaganda poster "True Aryan must be tall, thin, blonde. Lector is scienist-racolog Julius Strainer ( also 100% Aryan ) ".

 

 

In time of WW2 European pretensions to be a pureblood Aryans  make Russians lol. In modern time typical Russian art suddenly causing European butthurt. They cry: "It's Nazi propaganda". Russians answer is simple: "You are mad. Our country destroy Nazism, and  this is typica art in social realism style. As Victors in WW2 we send you GTFO".

 

 

[obyknven]

It's funny. Big Game ended long ago, but Russia yet causing British butthurt.

 

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100234635/size-doesnt-matter-the-top-ten-ways-in-which-little-britain-is-vastly-superior-to-big-fat-russia/

 

 

Vladimir Putin says that Britain is just a small island. Well, someone should remind him that size isn't important: it's what you do with it that counts. Russia may be bigger than us but while its population is drinking vodka and doing silly dances with big furry hats on, Britain is busy being frightfully witty at ****tail parties, driving on the correct side of the road and generally acting like a boss. Here's the ten ways in which we're vastly superior.

1. The British haven't felt the need to kill their royal family for a good 500 years. We haven't found it necessary to have a popular revolution at all – thanks to our very sensible constitution, clement weather and having "better things to do". By contrast, the Russkies had about twelve revolutions in one year in 1917, before deciding that the only way to settle the matter was to shoot not only their royals but their servant, nanny, doctor and pastry chef. If they'd owned a parrot, they'd have shot that, too.

2. The British don't think that shell suits are the last word in fashion. Why is that Russian oligarchs who have so much money that they could purchase the moon choose to walk around in DayGlo bright tracksuits that give the impression they live on an Essex council estate in the early 1990s? Also, note that the first thing they do when they've made their fortunes in whale oil is move to Chelsea and send their kids to Eton.

3. The British think fascism is silly. Some Russians rather like it. The man who placed third in the 1991 Russian presidential election, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, ran on a platform of extreme nationalism, anti-Semitism and the promise of a free bottle of vodka and a pair of Y-fronts should he win. In 2001, he admitted that he was half Jewish, which must've messed with his voters' tiny minds.

4. The British have an alphabet that makes sense. Cyrillic is just a series of squiggles. Also, the Russians can't pronounce their language without it sounding like they're barking orders at you – something that old ladies with brooms appear to be employed by the state to do.

5. British films last 90 minutes, not 4 hours. Everyone says Andrei Tarkovsky is a genius, but his best movie – Solaris – features a ten minute close up of an actor's ear. "Comedies" also tend to involve fat men falling in ponds and women crying about the price of bread. Dwarves feature prominently.

6. When a British prime minister takes his top off in public, no one pretends it's sexy. In fact, we all try to pretend that we haven't seen it at all.

7. The British would never put a dog in space. When the Russians sent little Laika up into space in 1957, where she eventually died for lack of oxygen, the RSPCA should've considered dropping the big one on Moscow. Very poor behaviour.

8. The British never had a Chernobyl because we take 'ealth and safety seriously. Our nuclear plants don't blow up because they're smothered in angry men and women with clipboards who regulate everything within an inch of its life. Chernobyl, on the other hand, was not only a marvel of Russian engineering (one theory is that it blew up when the donkey working the treadmill had a heart attack and died) but it was supervised by shouty old ladies with brooms. A disaster waiting to happen.

9. There's no such thing as a British mail order bride. Although you really wouldn't want one. When a Brit sends off for a wife from Moscow he gets a stunning blonde with cold blue eyes and a fiery appetite for love. If a Russian sent off for a wife from Luton he'd get an foul mouthed chain smoker in a boob-tube with an appetite for MacDonalds.

10. The British are comfortable with their sexuality. We're so gay friendly that it's practically compulsory now. The Russians, on the other hand, feel the need to assert their "masculinity" by passing regressive laws that make it illegal to flame in public. Homosexuality, you see, is simply not part of the Russian character. Unless you count Ivan the Terrible, Tchaikovsky, Sergei Eisenstein, Sergei Diaghilev, Nijinsky, Sophia Parnok, Rudolf Nuryev…

Also Western historian madskillz detected (autor is a historian  )

[obyknven]

Russia create yet another best spaceship in the world.

 

Meanwhile US try repeat 50-years old Soveit space project's.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_programme

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_programme

 

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/index.html

http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/ladee/main/index.html

 

[obyknven]

 Russian White House, is a gowernment building in Moscow.

http://youtu.be/OgW4-Jy7upU

[obyknven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EucLgHzuZaw&feature=share&list=PL6P9K0Bgcxw9w_VtbnlAR0PjzFK6mGsp0

[HoonDing]

 

 

Putin single-handedly subdued dangerous street gang, it seems. What a hero.

[Walsingham]

 

 

Putin single-handedly subdued dangerous street gang, it seems. What a hero.

 

 

[Gorgon]

Actually his name was 'Knud' or something along those lines. Silly English couldn't pronounce it. Land grabber by conquest, forced eviction and blackmail. exceedingly bloody warlord, but ultimately he was cursed with stupid sons who squandered his gains after he died.  

[Walsingham]

Actually his name was 'Knud' or something along those lines. Silly English couldn't pronounce it. Land grabber by conquest, forced eviction and blackmail. exceedingly bloody warlord, but ultimately he was cursed with stupid sons who squandered his gains after he died.  

 

His name is also spelled without the 'a' or the 'e', and he is mentioned with surprising frequency on the ARRSE forums.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Walsingham

[Gfted1]

This Dog Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin.

[Walsingham]

This Dog Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin.

 

Putin looks like your first attempt at the face editor in any of the Bethesda Rp games.

[obyknven]

http://youtu.be/vF2-92iYdm8

 

http://youtu.be/n12fa82W_1A

 

[Walsingham]

Is anyone else in the habit of just assuming that despite the innocuous thumbnails, oby's videos are a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting?

[Monte Carlo]

oby's videos Russia is a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting?

 

Fixed that for you.

Edited September 20, 2013 by Monte Carlo

[obyknven]

 

oby's videos Russia is a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting?

 

Fixed that for you.

 

It's normal. 70% of Russian export is Oil/Gas. We want high prices on these goods and because this we sell our weapons everywere ( 80 % of our Industrial export ). Weapons make wars > prices on Natural resourses become higher > PROFIT. We are Evil Empire, most honorable and cool Evil Empire evar.  Join to our side...

http://youtu.be/1tUdOPcet-o

 

[Gfted1]

Im not sure about the political videos but you can sign me up for the other three.

[Gorgon]

I see pundits. You know entertainers as much as political analysts. Typically identifiable by being very angry or very 'scoop' about any particular subject.

[NOK222]

Lol posting Beck