Walsingham Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 *whispering* Mad as a custard hat. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China. "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted June 2, 2013 Author Share Posted June 2, 2013 How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China. Lol. Whut? "Horde" it's not about numbers, its just name. Our name. Too long to explain, read better this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted June 2, 2013 Share Posted June 2, 2013 How would Russia create a horde of anything in any way? Russia has a smaller population than Bangladesh - less than half of the US, and less than a third of the EU. The population peaked somewhere around 1991, and they have a population growth rate of -0,51%, for example compared to the US growth rate of 0,97%. I don't see a horde anywhere in those statistics, it's more likely Russia would be inclined to think of Americans and Europeans as "hordes", not to talk about Russia's bigger brother, China. Lol. Whut? "Horde" it's not about numbers, its just name. Our name. Too long to explain, read better this. Said BD goes by the more popular title "Jihad". Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 Madder than a coconut dusted monkey. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Said BD goes by the more popular title "Jihad". Title "Horde" is more correct. This political doctrine is real thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasianism http://youtu.be/Qu1Fb_RfuMk http://youtu.be/itHdrgu29Iw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted July 7, 2013 Author Share Posted July 7, 2013 Meanwhile 2013 World University Games start in Russia. http://youtu.be/pYjhNOhjhig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 Russian poet cosplay Soviet spy in German uniform. Propagand poster "Germans eat's bread of our childrens!" Propaganda poster "True Aryan must be tall, thin, blonde. Lector is scienist-racolog Julius Strainer ( also 100% Aryan ) ". In time of WW2 European pretensions to be a pureblood Aryans make Russians lol. In modern time typical Russian art suddenly causing European butthurt. They cry: "It's Nazi propaganda". Russians answer is simple: "You are mad. Our country destroy Nazism, and this is typica art in social realism style. As Victors in WW2 we send you GTFO". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 9, 2013 Author Share Posted September 9, 2013 It's funny. Big Game ended long ago, but Russia yet causing British butthurt. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timstanley/100234635/size-doesnt-matter-the-top-ten-ways-in-which-little-britain-is-vastly-superior-to-big-fat-russia/ Vladimir Putin says that Britain is just a small island. Well, someone should remind him that size isn't important: it's what you do with it that counts. Russia may be bigger than us but while its population is drinking vodka and doing silly dances with big furry hats on, Britain is busy being frightfully witty at ****tail parties, driving on the correct side of the road and generally acting like a boss. Here's the ten ways in which we're vastly superior. 1. The British haven't felt the need to kill their royal family for a good 500 years. We haven't found it necessary to have a popular revolution at all – thanks to our very sensible constitution, clement weather and having "better things to do". By contrast, the Russkies had about twelve revolutions in one year in 1917, before deciding that the only way to settle the matter was to shoot not only their royals but their servant, nanny, doctor and pastry chef. If they'd owned a parrot, they'd have shot that, too. 2. The British don't think that shell suits are the last word in fashion. Why is that Russian oligarchs who have so much money that they could purchase the moon choose to walk around in DayGlo bright tracksuits that give the impression they live on an Essex council estate in the early 1990s? Also, note that the first thing they do when they've made their fortunes in whale oil is move to Chelsea and send their kids to Eton. 3. The British think fascism is silly. Some Russians rather like it. The man who placed third in the 1991 Russian presidential election, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, ran on a platform of extreme nationalism, anti-Semitism and the promise of a free bottle of vodka and a pair of Y-fronts should he win. In 2001, he admitted that he was half Jewish, which must've messed with his voters' tiny minds. 4. The British have an alphabet that makes sense. Cyrillic is just a series of squiggles. Also, the Russians can't pronounce their language without it sounding like they're barking orders at you – something that old ladies with brooms appear to be employed by the state to do. 5. British films last 90 minutes, not 4 hours. Everyone says Andrei Tarkovsky is a genius, but his best movie – Solaris – features a ten minute close up of an actor's ear. "Comedies" also tend to involve fat men falling in ponds and women crying about the price of bread. Dwarves feature prominently. 6. When a British prime minister takes his top off in public, no one pretends it's sexy. In fact, we all try to pretend that we haven't seen it at all. 7. The British would never put a dog in space. When the Russians sent little Laika up into space in 1957, where she eventually died for lack of oxygen, the RSPCA should've considered dropping the big one on Moscow. Very poor behaviour. 8. The British never had a Chernobyl because we take 'ealth and safety seriously. Our nuclear plants don't blow up because they're smothered in angry men and women with clipboards who regulate everything within an inch of its life. Chernobyl, on the other hand, was not only a marvel of Russian engineering (one theory is that it blew up when the donkey working the treadmill had a heart attack and died) but it was supervised by shouty old ladies with brooms. A disaster waiting to happen. 9. There's no such thing as a British mail order bride. Although you really wouldn't want one. When a Brit sends off for a wife from Moscow he gets a stunning blonde with cold blue eyes and a fiery appetite for love. If a Russian sent off for a wife from Luton he'd get an foul mouthed chain smoker in a boob-tube with an appetite for MacDonalds. 10. The British are comfortable with their sexuality. We're so gay friendly that it's practically compulsory now. The Russians, on the other hand, feel the need to assert their "masculinity" by passing regressive laws that make it illegal to flame in public. Homosexuality, you see, is simply not part of the Russian character. Unless you count Ivan the Terrible, Tchaikovsky, Sergei Eisenstein, Sergei Diaghilev, Nijinsky, Sophia Parnok, Rudolf Nuryev… Also Western historian madskillz detected (autor is a historian ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 10, 2013 Author Share Posted September 10, 2013 Russia create yet another best spaceship in the world. Meanwhile US try repeat 50-years old Soveit space project's. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_programme http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunokhod_programme http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/index.html http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/ladee/main/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 12, 2013 Author Share Posted September 12, 2013 Russian White House, is a gowernment building in Moscow. http://youtu.be/OgW4-Jy7upU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EucLgHzuZaw&feature=share&list=PL6P9K0Bgcxw9w_VtbnlAR0PjzFK6mGsp0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Putin single-handedly subdued dangerous street gang, it seems. What a hero. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Putin single-handedly subdued dangerous street gang, it seems. What a hero. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Actually his name was 'Knud' or something along those lines. Silly English couldn't pronounce it. Land grabber by conquest, forced eviction and blackmail. exceedingly bloody warlord, but ultimately he was cursed with stupid sons who squandered his gains after he died. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 (edited) Actually his name was 'Knud' or something along those lines. Silly English couldn't pronounce it. Land grabber by conquest, forced eviction and blackmail. exceedingly bloody warlord, but ultimately he was cursed with stupid sons who squandered his gains after he died. His name is also spelled without the 'a' or the 'e', and he is mentioned with surprising frequency on the ARRSE forums. Edited September 18, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 This Dog Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 This Dog Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin. Putin looks like your first attempt at the face editor in any of the Bethesda Rp games. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 19, 2013 Author Share Posted September 19, 2013 http://youtu.be/vF2-92iYdm8 http://youtu.be/n12fa82W_1A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Is anyone else in the habit of just assuming that despite the innocuous thumbnails, oby's videos are a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 (edited) oby's videos Russia is a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting? Fixed that for you. Edited September 20, 2013 by Monte Carlo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obyknven Posted September 20, 2013 Author Share Posted September 20, 2013 oby's videos Russia is a horrifying, breakneck pastiche of fighter-jets, skanks, marching and auto-tuned political ranting? Fixed that for you. It's normal. 70% of Russian export is Oil/Gas. We want high prices on these goods and because this we sell our weapons everywere ( 80 % of our Industrial export ). Weapons make wars > prices on Natural resourses become higher > PROFIT. We are Evil Empire, most honorable and cool Evil Empire evar. Join to our side... http://youtu.be/1tUdOPcet-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Im not sure about the political videos but you can sign me up for the other three. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 I see pundits. You know entertainers as much as political analysts. Typically identifiable by being very angry or very 'scoop' about any particular subject. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOK222 Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Lol posting Beck 1 Ka-ka-ka-ka-Cocaine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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