The Fitness Thread!

[Nepenthe]

Now I bet THAT was awkward!

Happily I was there with a friend, so we had plausible deniability...

[Hurlshort]

As a married man with kids, the gym is really the only place I have left to gawk at women

[Malcador]

Don't go to malls ? Lots of them there. Mostly scowling or plasticy ones though, heh.

[Azure79]

A girl working out with weights seriously is the hottest thing ever.

[Fish Of Doom]

squats + women.

 

that is all.

[Azure79]

Stiff legged deadlift or Romanian deadlifts + women is even better. I try not to stare, but it doesn't help that women who are doing those exercises usually have very tight buns and are also in yoga pants.

[Nepenthe]

Fitness thread -> Pervert thread

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

Fitness thread -> Pervert thread

 

Natural evolution.

[Guard Dog]

Heh, I think I was the one that derailed it! Let's face it. Why do men work out? It's not to impress the other men. Unless that is your persuasion, then it is for the same reasons!

[Nepenthe]

Heh, I think I was the one that derailed it! Let's face it. Why do men work out? It's not to impress the other men. Unless that is your persuasion, then it is for the same reasons!

I dunno, the biggest workout buffs I've known were all (pathological) narcisists. :D

[Fish Of Doom]

i work out because i like working out. then again, i'm so masochistic that i literally enjoy widowmaker squats

 

feeding the narcissism is just a bonus

[Felithvian]

What's the point in working out, if God can give you unbelievable strength in any moment of your life?

 

You'll never rip a lion's mouth apart without the spirit of God, divinely empowering you. So why work out?

 

You people really wanna impress females with your muscles? Is that the point? Cause if it is, you're nothing more different than whores who seek to wear the best makeup/dresses, for the sole reason to impress their prey.

 

Trust me brothers, I'm 27 (Gonna be 28 soon), I know what I'm talking about, I've been there, I've done this & I highly regret it. Don't waste God's patience and infinite mercy on such absurd things. Instead of working out, you should start fasting.

[Kor Qel Droma]

^ best post evah!!

[Azure79]

I enjoy working out because i enjoy it. it might have been about looks and women at some point but right now its like meditation. it gets me calm at the end of the day and i come home relaxed and destressed.

[Fish Of Doom]

while i doubt that's an actual serious post, i'll play :D

 

What's the point in working out, if God can give you unbelievable strength in any moment of your life?

i haven't cut my hair in over half a decade and the samson effect still hasn't kicked in. i'll go with the weights.

 

You'll never rip a lion's mouth apart without the spirit of God, divinely empowering you. So why work out?

 

false.

 

You people really wanna impress females with your muscles? Is that the point? Cause if it is, you're nothing more different than whores who seek to wear the best makeup/dresses, for the sole reason to impress their prey.

 

no, i do it for fun. few things make me feel as alive as powering through a set of high-rep squats. and if it weren't because i am a rabid anti-theist, the first thing i'd think when i lie on the ground catching my breath is "god, take this barbell and stick it up your ass for giving me growth hormone deficiency". which is incidentally one of the other reasons i exercise, although i was unlucky in that i didn't discover lifting until way too late and am stuck being 5 feet tall.

 

Trust me brothers, I'm 27 (Gonna be 28 soon), I know what I'm talking about, I've been there, I've done this & I highly regret it. Don't waste God's patience and infinite mercy on such absurd things. Instead of working out, you should start fasting.

 

 

also, leangains.

[Azure79]

I think you took that post a little bit too seriously.

 

That Donny Shankle T-shirt is pretty cool. I want one.

[Fish Of Doom]

as i said, i was just playing

 

also, the shankle is made of win. if i ever got any of his merchandise, it'd probably be the posters. shankle's posters are awesome and would make epic additions to any gym, so maybe when/if i get a home gym.

[BruceVC]

I think you took that post a little bit too seriously.

 

That Donny Shankle T-shirt is pretty cool. I want one.

as i said, i was just playing

 

also, the shankle is made of win. if i ever got any of his merchandise, it'd probably be the posters. shankle's posters are awesome and would make epic additions to any gym, so maybe when/if i get a home gym.

 

I am not sure, I think Felithivian is being serious if you look at his other posts. So the response was appropriate IMO.

[Azure79]

Yeah, Shankle is a beast. I hope to see him in the Olympics once. Hope he is recovering from his injury.

[Guest The Architect]

Real men work out to this.

 

[Guest The Architect]

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[Hurlshort]

That was probably the best part of the movie.

 

Although I imagine that was taken directly from the book, but I never read that. Still, quoting American Psycho is a bit off-topic

[Malcador]

The business card scene is better.

[Guest The Architect]

That was probably the best part of the movie.

 

Although I imagine that was taken directly from the book, but I never read that. Still, quoting American Psycho is a bit off-topic

 

It's not totally off topic, I did mention that I can now do a thousand stomach crunches.

 

Anyhow, my eye balm isn't going to put itself on.

[Fish Of Doom]

i thought stomachs were soft and squishy rather than crunchy. also, i approve of that music, but i prefer this as far as soundtracks go:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

 

a better song for farmer's walks has never nor will ever be, ever.