I swear to you I never met the donkey before...

Qantas frequent flyer points

http://thedoghousediaries.com/3198

 

Gotta agree, though I wouldn't say rocket jumping was the pinnacle of FPS games.

 

Gotta agree, though I wouldn't say rocket jumping was the pinnacle of FPS games.

 

 

"Hint: Move along the corridor"

Adding a logo changes everything.

 

These incisions points towards something large... like an axe

Made me laugh: the Oxford College of London.

If Game of Thrones was an old school crpg...

 

And yes, potential spoilers for those who haven't read the books or seen the tv show yet...

I don't get it.

I don't get it.

 

Not a Doctor Who fan then...

So to follow with a more recognisable pop-culture reference...

 

 

The things people say when the microphones are still on...

 

Ten revealing open mic admissions

 

Sarkozy and Obama about Netanyahu:

 

S: "I can't stand him any more. He's a liar,"

O: "You may be sick of him, but me, I have to deal with him every day."

 

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy

 

Reagan about Russians:

 

R: "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

 

Really creates an atmosphere of trust and cooperation

 

Prince Charles about a BBC correspondent:

 

"These bloody people, I can't bear that man. I mean, he's so awful, he really is."

 

Great working relationship

 

George W. Bush about a New York Times correspondent:

 

"major league ****"

 

At a time when you are a presidential candidate

 

Jacques Chirac about British food:

 

"In 2005, the French president was caught complaining to German and Russian officials that he found British food unpalatable - second only, he said, to the dreaded cuisine served by the Finns."

 

Jesse Jackson about Barack Obama:

 

Jesse Jackson was caught on microphone saying he was frustrated what he perceived to be Barack Obama's patronising attitude towards African Americans. He was so frustrated, in fact, that he wanted to "cut his nuts off".

 

Ouch

 

Maybe microphones accidentally left on is the greatest contribution to "a free press" these days?!?

People in the public eye don't always say what they want to?!!!!

 

"In 2005, the French president was caught complaining to German and Russian officials that he found British food unpalatable - second only, he said, to the dreaded cuisine served by the Finns."

He wasn't that far from the truth, certainly on the second count.

 

Though we have some pretty nice soups. Must be the hostile climate.

Rick Perry for president!

 

Holy ****!

Rick Perry for president!

 

Holy ****!

 

It is funny. But I do wonder whether we are judging our politicians on too simplistic lines. Simply because we ourselves are too thick to understand the correct complex ones.

He is doing the usual song and dance about deregulation and small government. I don't think there is a nuanced layer hidden anywhere here.

He is doing the usual song and dance about deregulation and small government. I don't think there is a nuanced layer hidden anywhere here.

 

Sorry. What I mean is he _may_ be right. But that argument is too complex for the news. So we just get the banana skin and swanee whistle edition.

"In 2005, the French president was caught complaining to German and Russian officials that he found British food unpalatable - second only, he said, to the dreaded cuisine served by the Finns."

This is funny to me because that's actually how I would rank the worst food I've eaten. In Finland they can't even make a hamburger taste good, and in England everything was so dripping with fat it was almost inedible.

Please tell me that the famous "Bangers and Mash" of english cuisine is not sausages on top of mashed potatoes.

"In 2005, the French president was caught complaining to German and Russian officials that he found British food unpalatable - second only, he said, to the dreaded cuisine served by the Finns."

This is funny to me because that's actually how I would rank the worst food I've eaten. In Finland they can't even make a hamburger taste good, and in England everything was so dripping with fat it was almost inedible.

You went to Hesburger, didn't you?

I would go even as far as saying that scandinavian cuisine in general stinks. Let me make it clear to you: While being in Scotland this summer, i enjoyed the local food so much that i not only tried the infamous haggis, i actually liked it so much that i ordered it twice. If Scottish cuisine is delicious compared to your p