you people are awful

Here's the new platform info.

Ok, what's going on, I don't understand this weird language

So much back patting, move on.

 

That's all of these conventions though

We get "DO A BARREL ROLL!" in 3d now (at least they have a sense of humor about it.

 

There's kid Icarus.

"You want the same old crap repackaged so you can pretend it's new" Nintendo's philosophy since forever.

"it's been tricked out like never before" I was half expecting to see them driving pimp cars with some sort of "bling" mechanic.

 

Instead we get hang gliding, and sinking.

Oh, Mario Kart....

 

Sure a hell of a "surprise", Reggie.

Well they basically showed us the entire lineup with the intro doohicky.

 

Kart

Icarus

Fox

Luigis Mansion..

"This time 3D is real"

 

Ookay

 

It wouldn't be an E3 conference without awkward pauses for non-existent applause.

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Purkake

That Mario Kart was time machine. I'm posting from 1996!

Is Legend of Zelda going to be the only Wii announcement?

"Incorporates quite a tail" and instantly it's the racoon tail flight form from in Super Mario Three.

 

And god it better not

 

Are you kidding me with Augmented Reality Card battles as part of the game?

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Calax

That voice acting...

 

And those graphics are downright embarrassing compared to Vita(or anything post-2004), ouch.

 

New browser with videos AND screenshots? Somebody hold me.

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Purkake

And the only game that looked mildly interesting out of that was Snake Eater, and that thing is HOW OLD?

Nothing like online features from '06, never change Nintendo.

I'm really interested in Snake Eater. But it's hard to be excited for a re-release that was actually revealed at the last E3.

 

I miss the days when I would look forward to E3 just for the new Metal Gear Solid footage.

this DS stuff is so boring...

WiiU? wtf?

WiiU

 

AKA Cafe

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Purkake

Eh, still Wii level graphics? So much for the hardcore

I don't even what?

 

"Finally we have managed to pack the Wii into a tablet."

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Purkake

I sense a really high price for this item.

 

Purk, it's "We put a DS into a home console! GO US!"

Edited June 7, 201114 yr by Calax

I sense a really high price for this item.

 

Purk, it's "We put a DS into a home console! GO US!"

Noo, it's an unholy abomination of both