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I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it.

From the sound of it it's got no electronics or weapons systems put in it. Just the hull and engines sort of.

 

Quite so. But given the way ships are usually kept alive by grafting in new electronics and weapons that seems rather cosmetic.

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I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it.

Am I the only one who thinks making it a casino is a really cool idea? :ermm:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it.

Am I the only one who thinks making it a casino is a really cool idea? :ermm:

 

Not as cool as a casino on a submarine.

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A nuclear submarine ICBM platform designed to be capable of extended submersion is enormous, I'd pay to go on a cruise on one.

 

How would you know you'd BEEN on a cruise?

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Pretty much the opening paragraph to a book I was reading...

Something about it just kept me amused...

 

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The "Ikean" method..

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I like this one better... 50773_700b.jpg

In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum.

 

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Wot?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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HAHAHA! That's brilliant! :D

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Some Jokes:

 

What do you call a Muslim with a slice of ham on his head? Hamed.

 

What do you call a Muslim with two slices of ham on his head? Mohammed.

 

What do Muslim construction workers shout at Muslim women passing by? SHOW US YOUR FACE! :(

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Pretty weak, Greaso. :(

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There are some great truths out there..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Pretty weak, Greaso. >_<

Bah, the Mohammed one gave me a good chuckle.

 

Here is another:

A Jewish man is riding on the subway reading an Arabic newspaper.

 

A friend of his saw and asked him why he was reading an Arabic paper.

 

'I used to read Jewish newspapers. I read how Jews are being persecuted worldwide, Israel being attacked, Jews living in poverty. I switched to the Arabic paper and read that Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are filthy rich and powerful and that they control the world.'

 

'The Arabic news is so much better!'

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