Monte Carlo Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 So you are offered the little red pill. Take it, and you can change all of your existing real-life skills, qualifications, strengths, weaknesses and other attributes. Of course, you can only change skills you actually have, but enhance them at the expense of others. I'd happily trade some of my professional qualifications for, say, a foreign language. How about you? Do a real-life re-spec...
Blarghagh Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 - Movie Trivia + Guitar Skills - Video Game Skills + Art Skills - Bonecracking + Attention Span
kirottu Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 - Over developed right hand muscles + Bigger **** This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Meshugger Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 Aside from the obvious "having a bigger ****" - geek talent + musical talent - being frugal + not getting a hangover from a sixpack (turning 30 sucks ass) - muscle mass + intelligence and wisdom "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Pidesco Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 - self confidence when speaking with women I'm not particularly attracted to + self confidence when speaking with women I really fancy - manly, attractive legs + a head of hair that doesn't look permanently weak, balding and unruffled. - excellent hearing + a personal soundtrack always playing in the background, which applies perfectly to whatever situation I'm in "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Tigranes Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 - Origins: Korean Citizen + Origins: US Citizen - Nearly Exhaustive Knowledge of LOTR Setting + Ability to Get Up Early That's about it. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 - Weird rib cage shape + An actual jawline, you know, with a real chin? - Video Game skill/Geek knowledge + Some initiative/Perseverance Seriously, I have no chin. It's insanely annoying. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Pope Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 (edited) + a personal soundtrack always playing in the background, which applies perfectly to whatever situation I'm in A mate and I once joked about having our own personal pan flute player following us everywhere we went, saying nothing but playing a wise tune whenever we said anything. Anyway, - Rubik's Cube solving skills (I can solve it in under 3 minutes, which is realy of no use whatsoever other than impressing nerds) + drumming skills (currently at about 0) Edited April 16, 2010 by Pope
Walsingham Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 - overly sharp teeth + slightly longer legs - warm and nutritious layer of stored fat + a working spine "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
I want teh kotor 3 Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 - ability to quote HP7 from memory + working thyroid - random trivia + instant loss of 150 lbs. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 This is very tricky because Im mediocre at a lot of things, but I wouldnt want to suck at some things to do others better. Would it be worth it to zero mediocre music skills to up mediocre drawing skills? And would it be worth it to gain expertise in mathematics, if I had to forget everything I know about history? DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Walsingham Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 And would it be worth it to gain expertise in mathematics, if I had to forget everything I know about history? One might acidly observe that on this forum having no knowledge of history appears to be positively liberating to the point of carnival. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Rostere Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 I'm completely happy with my current spec "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
I want teh kotor 3 Posted April 17, 2010 Posted April 17, 2010 And would it be worth it to gain expertise in mathematics, if I had to forget everything I know about history? One might acidly observe that on this forum having no knowledge of history appears to be positively liberating to the point of carnival. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
Beast Posted April 17, 2010 Posted April 17, 2010 Haha, you guys are hilarious. Alpha Protocol = Best game ever created!!! EVER!!! Can't wait!!! :D AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!
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