lord of flies Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 Since you're naming the guns silly fictional things, I'd like to request that you call one of the guns the "Kronstadt." If you need a number, make it the Kronstadt-21 or something along those lines. Come on, it's a few lines in the text files. What's a few lines between friends, Obsidian? Eh? Haven't I kept people posting on this forum?
Hell Kitty Posted January 4, 2010 Posted January 4, 2010 I'd like a Ronstadt-46 please. Have people refer to it as "The Linda".
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 While we're at it, I want a gun called the noob-tube. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Starwars Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 I want this mystical game called Alpha Protocol to be released. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
lord of flies Posted January 17, 2010 Author Posted January 17, 2010 Okay, here's another suggestion: make your Desert Eagle equivalent be called "the Beagle."
Purkake Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 While we're at it, I want a gun called the noob-tube. Is that one of the pre-order extras?
Rostere Posted January 18, 2010 Posted January 18, 2010 What about a Rundstedt-88? Maybe you could get it from Sie... "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
Trenitay Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 I want something cool, like an imaginary gun that looks like a stick. But actually shoots imaginary bullets. Or lasers. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Kitten cannon that has an attached crate launcher. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
lord of flies Posted January 24, 2010 Author Posted January 24, 2010 Stop butting in on this. What have you done to deserve this? I kept this forum alive for weeks at a time on my socialism alone. You didn't do crap.
Trenitay Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 When you keep something alive by poking it with a pointy stick should it thank you? I vote no. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
jaguars4ever Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Stop butting in on this. What have you done to deserve this? I kept this forum alive for weeks at a time on my socialism alone. You didn't do crap. Lies! This forum was NOTHING before awesomeness taught us about Beretta 391 semi-automatic shotguns.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 ... I miss funcroc. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
I want teh kotor 3 Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Really LoF? Really? Ok then, I want this: but with lasers. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 The TAR-21 is such an ugly gun. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Orogun01 Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Suggestions? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
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