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The Community Blog (An Invitation)

Yahtzee reviews

Gorth
in Computer and Console

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You spelled Yahtzee wrong for this thread, and at the end of the other thread :shifty:

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O Rly :shifty:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

I should have quoted it!!!

 

 

Whoa! Your mod edit doesn't even say that there was an edit!

 

 

:ph34r:

Edited by alanschu

O Rly :shifty:

 

Gorth knows the secret of the ninja edit. His passing leaves no trace to show his presence.

Seems like the site is down. :lol:

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

Nope.

 

It's also really funny this time.

 

If you need to check out if a site is really down, use this: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com

Edited by Purkake

Site is down for me.

I guess they have different servers for Europe and North America.

 

Sucks for you :lol:

I'm sure I'll survive without Yahtzee in the meantime :lol:

And he nailed it once again.

One of the funniest ones in quite a while, and completely true as well.

Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0

Assassin's Creed II

 

Obsidianites, I am disappoint.

 

Who was that? Another guest reviewer?

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Nope, I think he was sick or something.

His voice actually sounded better, to be honest. Like his older reviews.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

I found his voice very annoying and while the original AC review was hilarious, this wasn't.. I have to agree with Purkake - dissapointed.

Fortune favors the bald.

Actually I was disappointed that no one had posted it for the two hours it had been out.

 

Not that the review is that great, this one was average. The MW2 one was good, though.

Edited by Purkake

Well maybe it's time he found a new shtick, probably trying too as well with all the other events he's doing.

Na na  na na  na na  ...

greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

That is all.

 

I liked it. He actually managed to merge the reviews together pretty well and had some funny stuff in there.

Fun review, but not exactly funny.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

So was the Escapist's forum community ever... not this retarded?

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

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