Gorth Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Start of old thread End of old thread Dragon Age Origins review Wheee!... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 You spelled Yahtzee wrong for this thread, and at the end of the other thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 O Rly “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) I should have quoted it!!! Whoa! Your mod edit doesn't even say that there was an edit! :ph34r: Edited November 20, 2009 by alanschu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deraldin Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 O Rly Gorth knows the secret of the ninja edit. His passing leaves no trace to show his presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Seems like the site is down. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 (edited) Nope. It's also really funny this time. If you need to check out if a site is really down, use this: http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com Edited November 25, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Site is down for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I guess they have different servers for Europe and North America. Sucks for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm sure I'll survive without Yahtzee in the meantime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vault_overseer Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 And he nailed it once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwars Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 One of the funniest ones in quite a while, and completely true as well. Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Assassin's Creed II Obsidianites, I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Assassin's Creed II Obsidianites, I am disappoint. Who was that? Another guest reviewer? "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Nope, I think he was sick or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 His voice actually sounded better, to be honest. Like his older reviews. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 I found his voice very annoying and while the original AC review was hilarious, this wasn't.. I have to agree with Purkake - dissapointed. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) Actually I was disappointed that no one had posted it for the two hours it had been out. Not that the review is that great, this one was average. The MW2 one was good, though. Edited December 5, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Well maybe it's time he found a new shtick, probably trying too as well with all the other events he's doing. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Left4Dead2 and Super Mario Bros Wii "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I liked it. He actually managed to merge the reviews together pretty well and had some funny stuff in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Fun review, but not exactly funny. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/v...on-On-His-Voice It's so good reading him finally call his fans out on some of their BS. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So was the Escapist's forum community ever... not this retarded? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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