Calax Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I too was affected, even though some big green lizard told me everything was fine and I was hallucinating again. you're always chasing the dragon, never catching it eh? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I too was affected, even though some big green lizard told me everything was fine and I was hallucinating again. you're always chasing the dragon, never catching it eh? I think you'll find that's the safest way to chase a dragon. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killian Kalthorne Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Safe? Who wants safe?!?!? *grabs a fork and knife* *gets swallowed* AAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I had a fun weekend. Went to a party downtown on Saturday in a really fancy condo that was literally right across the street from the Field Museum and Soldier Field. Sunday we went to a keg party a buddy of mine throws every year. Lets just say Mrs. Gfted1 had to pilot the ship home that night. Yesterday I slept until around 2pm. Ahh, good times. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I went to a festival in Seattle on Saturday, went to see Star Trek on Sunday, and went to a barbecue yesterday. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I too was affected, even though some big green lizard told me everything was fine and I was hallucinating again. You and me, a bottle of absinthe, good times. I promise no gay sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 (edited) P.S. I have had 4 beers and my coding excels. Here is proof: http://xkcd.com/323/ P.S. P.S.: I have no idea how much 4 beers is in turns of blood alcohol conctration, but I imagine it's between 0.1% and 0.2%. Edited May 26, 2009 by Krezack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Went out last night with no money and managed to get rather intoxicated indeed somehow. I'm still quite drunk, my jumper is covered in blood and I have no freaking idea what happened. Good times man, good times. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Went out last night with no money and managed to get rather intoxicated indeed somehow. I'm still quite drunk, my jumper is covered in blood and I have no freaking idea what happened. Good times man, good times. See, now that just sounds terrifying. I did something similar. Woke the next day witha big cut down my face. I told the kids I was teaching I got it knife fighting. Krez: No gay sex? I ain't turning up. Among gentlemen it should always be at least an option. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Went out last night with no money and managed to get rather intoxicated indeed somehow. I'm still quite drunk, my jumper is covered in blood and I have no freaking idea what happened. Good times man, good times. See, now that just sounds terrifying. I did something similar. Woke the next day witha big cut down my face. I told the kids I was teaching I got it knife fighting. It's more worrying because other than a very slight graze on my hand I don't have any injuries, my latest theory is that I came over all Elmer Fudd and went hunting wabbits at some point. Perfectly logical from where I'm sitting anyway. That reminds me of this time when one my high school teachers came in with a broken toe after a holiday and claimed he'd recieved it fighting a shark off; turned out he'd stubbed it on a door frame. Oh how we laughed. Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syraxis Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Just found out that I'm going on vacation to the U.S. Virgin Islands at the end of July That's the positive side of my summer. Down side: I'm still without a summer job FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 It's more worrying because other than a very slight graze on my hand I don't have any injuries, my latest theory is that I came over all Elmer Fudd and went hunting wabbits at some point. Perfectly logical from where I'm sitting anyway. Tell me, have you played Fahrenheit? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daaave Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 (edited) Tell me, have you played Fahrenheit? As it happens yes, yes I have. It's a rather spiffy game ind... Oh God-damn it, all makes sense now. /Awaits cyborgs and other mental things along those lines. Edited May 26, 2009 by Daaave Just because you're a bit thinner than your even fatter mum it doesn't mean you're in excellent physical shape, if you could fit through the door and view the normal people you'd notice that cheeseburger boy. Squid suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Fulfilled an old promise to myself and ordered 'The Atlas of True names' (Europe and World edition). I've always loved maps “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 got to the pub last night and pretty much as soon as i got in the door got pounced on by an ex we ended up ditching the bar and going on an adventure - we ended up getting some beers and heading back to her place and partaking of some... other substances, and fun ensued! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 got to the pub last night and pretty much as soon as i got in the door got pounced on by an ex What is she? A puma? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 got to the pub last night and pretty much as soon as i got in the door got pounced on by an ex What is she? A puma? nope, a cougar when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 "A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 If anyone here is in that situation, just get the eff out of there. You'll always be unhappy because you never got to be more than a friend, or if you do get to be more than a friend eventually you'll always live the realization that you weren't really what she wanted. It might feel wrong to just get the hell out of there, it might hurt to lose a friend, or you may feel guilty as hell that you are forcing her to lose a friend, but that shortterm unhappiness is always better than the alternative of longterm unhappiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 well i've decided my friend sara is about as subtle as a kick in the nuts an old school mate i hadn't seen in like 3 years was touring with his new band and was in town, so i went along to the gig with a mate (who's also an ex) to check them out and catch up with the dude they weren't gonna be playing till last (and there were 5 bands), but after the appallingly BAD first 2 bands, we decided to leave on the way out i wandered over to say goodbye to sara, and when i told her we were leaving, she asked me - "what so you're heading off to go have crazy monkey sex with that chick right there?" smooth sara, reeeeeal smooth when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 sara was jealous. should have told her you'd both be sure to scream out "oh sara!" during the culmination of the crazy monkey sex. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 haha i should've thought of that though as hot as she is, the girl is an ex - therefore sex was just not on the cards when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 w00t! we just got epic cake of doom delivered to work to celebrate the launch of the new mobile network om nom nom delicious cake when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 though as hot as she is, the girl is an ex - therefore sex was just not on the cards You say that like it makes logical sense. *notices ze children* ahem. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 heh well i'd certainly be up for the idea, but yeah... don't think there's any chance of it happening... dammit! when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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