Kaftan Barlast Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Well, I think a good rule of measure regarding what is and isnt torture is to make a simple inquiry: Have the japanese made porn of it yet? If they have, its torture. See, this proud nation will stop at nothing to supply the west with DVDs chock full of the nastiest, most vile, and downright wrongful 'erotic' material known to man. So if we run the CIA methods against Japanese porn we get: Forcing people to eat bugs: check. Sleep deprivation: check. Exposing genitals to electric current: check. Waterboarding: check and no check. There have been films featuring people being drowned in toilets, aquariums, bathtubs or being tied up and hosed down but nothing that actually constitutes waterboarding. So for now, the matter is a bit of a grey area. But that will change soon. fact: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan...halt_production DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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