Deadly_Nightshade Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 When did this happen? "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
alanschu Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 When he was caught using his mod powers to lure unsuspecting women into the private mod room I suspect.
Blank Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 I would cite a reasonable sounding reason for his retirement, but it wouldn't be based on fact.
Tigranes Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 We could unfortunately no longer tolerate Walsingham's irrational and obsessive behaviour regarding certain long-serving members of our community. You guys will probably not be aware, because we took care to delete any of his more public outbursts, but heads did roll and groins were kicked. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Rosbjerg Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Actually.. what really happened was that 3 cats living in his basement were subjected to a very potent form of radioactiv waste.. causing them to develop superpowers. Walsh has since quit both as a mod and his daytime job, to teach these kittens how to fight crime and beat up creditors. Fortune favors the bald.
Humodour Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 We could unfortunately no longer tolerate Walsingham's irrational and obsessive behaviour regarding certain long-serving members of our community. You guys will probably not be aware, because we took care to delete any of his more public outbursts, but heads did roll and groins were kicked. I'm going to break my silence: Wals sexually harassed me over snailmail, and it got so unbearable that I had to report it. I'm only just now learning how to move on with my life.
mkreku Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 No no, you're all wrong. Walsingham lost his mod powers when they caught him folding a piece of paper into something that vaguely resembled a sexual image, in certain obscure African cultures. Naturally he couldn't continue as a moderator for an upstanding community like this. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 OR, his cover was blown when a jealous lover outed him as an undercover agent for THE ATOMIC DANGER SQUAD! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Walsingham Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 In fact you are all correct. And I discovered marmalade. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Rosbjerg Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 In fact you are all correct. And I discovered marmalade. But the big question here is; which of these posts will be your next sig? Fortune favors the bald.
Hurlshort Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 This thread represents all that is good and pure about these forums.
Deadly_Nightshade Posted April 6, 2009 Author Posted April 6, 2009 DEADLY NIGHTSHADE should be the new mod!!!! I would be flattered if I did not know you were being sarcastic. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Gabrielle for new mod!! Haha, that would be so insane... oh, drats. she IS a mod DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Volourn Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Being a moderator is overrated. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Krookie Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 DEADLY NIGHTSHADE should be the new mod!!!! I would be flattered if I did not know you were being sarcastic. you seem like a responsible guy, i'm sure you could handle it.
Tigranes Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Being a moderator is overrated. If we had a few more ladies it wouldn't be. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Gorth Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Being a moderator is overrated. If we had a few more ladies it wouldn't be. They love the uniform “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Rosbjerg Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 There's a uniform? Why I am ALWAYS the last person to know these things!? Fortune favors the bald.
Pidesco Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 You didn't get the gimp mask in the mail? "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Moose Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Bring back Phosphorus. There are none that are right, only strong of opinion. There are none that are wrong, only ignorant of facts
Humodour Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Being a moderator is overrated. You are overrated.
Trenitay Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 You're underrated. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
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